Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Temper Trap, Garlic Bread, and Dihydrogen Monoxide= My day. :]


So look over there ---> And listen to "Sweet Disposition"

I'm listening to Mary. It's bitter-sweet. Sweet because she's so talented, and whenever I hear her skills on the piano and vocals, my heart warms. Bitter because, while I love having her play for my family "only" (with exceptions), I wish the world could see her and have all their hearts warm as well. It's a bit different since she is my sister. Either way, I thank God for her abilities, and talents. 
Today has been really good so far. A lot of my days are good, but today in particular. I don't have a Chemistry test to take (she didn't give us one :D), and the sky cried rain down, and exhaled a fair amount of wind. It felt good on my face. I then spent the rest of the day (until now, since I don't what's happening next.... Good example: Right as I typed that, Mary did a Beethoven and dramatically ran her hands all the way down the keyboard) with Mary, being awesome. I don't think you really wanna know every single little thing I did, because that's boring and unnecessary so I'm going to leave that out of here. Good for me. You know what? No? Then leave. I was going say....THAT MY ENGLISH HOMEWORK IS DONE. Like you totally care. :P 

I am soooo not looking forward to next week. Monday is a sad sad sad day. Why you ask? Because I said so. It is the day that we must sing to incredibly (INCREDIBLY) cheesy music, screech out our solos, and pretend to be"happy" and "cheery" and "not bored" when we do it. THIS shall be a challenge. Allow me to be blunt: Not only will I be bored, but I will be frustrated that I'm singing a whole solo by myself, no one else, in a PRAISE AND WORSHIP BAND. Seriously, people?! Yes. Seriously. Blehhhhh. 

ANYWAY. I totally got off track. Why my day was/is good. Right. I almost typed "Tight" ha. And I laughed too. :D I also ate strawberry ice cream, made Young Frankenstein jokes, played- crap. I forgot I wasn't telling you everything in my day. Wow. Facepalm, Becca, facepalm. Throw in a palmface too.

And Mary stares into the atmosphere pondering the weight and meaning of life as her eyes flash from object to object. Worry creases her forehead "She's not answering her phone"

Funny funny funny. Twas a joke, senior citizen peep. You know, like the marshmellow? WHY IS MARSHMELLOW UNDERLINED IN RED!?!?!? What is this hypocrasy?! Why is that underlined in red? probably because I misspelled it. BTW don't listen to "Time to Pretend" by Mgmt over there --->
Why? Well I listened to an edited version on the radio, I looked up the lyrics.......wait. I removed it nevermind. Sheesh I'm so scatterbrained. 
The 2010 Winter Olympics are being held in Canada and some pretty interesting questions were asked. I'm sad to inform you that the answers are jokes, but the questions are authentic and....yeah (Thank you, James)

These are just a few of my favorites:

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, WE don't stink. 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

Okay.
Also, if you think about it, Christmas is weird. I mean you put a tree in your living room (once a year) and put weird random ornaments and such on it. That's weird if you think about it. And putting PRESENTS under it? Do you go outside in winter and put gifts under the first pine you see? Maybe that's why the tree is INSIDE....Hmm...


Hugs on the other hand...

2 comments:

James said...

As much as I appreciate being cited, (I actually do) I must concur on the fact that I find Christmas odd as well; cutting down trees, and placing them inside, while simultaneously taking lights and placing them outside, and that's just the basics of Christmas decor. Sounds to me the behavior of a drunk man, really. Don't you think it odd that a sober person would come up with the idea of tying leaves to a ceiling in hopes of "getting some action", or placing socks over a fireplace and filling them with candy?.. Strange traditions I say.

Mary Elizabeth said...

If I die suddenly and prematurely, you have my permission to take all my music and show it to anyone you want. Until then, sorry, but it's staying in the family, with exceptions.

You're really sweet and I want to give you a big hug.

MARSHMALLOW, BECCA. MARSHMALLOW. Like marshmallow treats, which we may make today, if you behave.

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