What is Wonderbread?

Hi. You know what's been bothering me? No not that. I don't really care what wonderbread is. Let Regina have an imagination; I just thought that using it as a question would make you anticipate reading this.

What HAS been bothering me is that I can't remember the smart way of saying number 2. I know that number 1 is urinate, but I can't remember number 2 is and it's bothering me. You might say that you could have gone without that information but I think otherwise. I think that your humor's safety depended upon that information.

I really like this:

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Unless, of course, the tree is on the edge of a cliff" Lol Andy conjured up that one. I just remembered it, and thought it should have been given more credit. Seeing as I'm not famous or anything, this is the best I can do. I can also pour melted cake icing onto people's heads, but that's another story for another time.

NOW. IS. THAT. TIME.

Just kidding. Now you're disappointed, aren't you? Well, aren't you a stick in the mud. It's okay, not everyone can be the stick in the mud. You're just.... specially made for that role. And for being laughed at by me because a shirt with your face on it won't sell in France. :D

I'm singing along to a techno song. Heh. It doesn't have any words... just weird awesome voice things. Yes, I do look really stupid right now. No, I normally don't do that in public. I do other things....

Why is "techno" underlined in red...
Nom nom nom.
Alice in Wonderland comes out tomorrow at 12 am and I can't go. >.> Actually, I might have been able to but the group I was going with canceled like yesterday, last minute. (thanks :P) So I didn't really have time to make new plans. I love Tim Burton. :( Oh well. I shall see it tomorrow with Jack and the gang. It's just a movie, right? Haha OH I'm also going to Yogurt Mt. with Jack and the gang tomorrow. :D I'm excited! Yum. Blurg.
"There you go again, wasting decent oxygen on talking."
"I'm sorry. I just ate asparagus. You'll have to clean the toilet."
"Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself."

I'm tired.
-Hugs on the other hand...

Fanta. It's a drink.

HELLO.
My name is... Just kidding... NO wait that's not my name...
Never mind.
I dig Coldplay a lot. I dig covers of Coldplay a lot too.
Like this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1USJCCaaoI
AWESOME COVER. Love it. LOVE. IT.
Oh and I dig finding songs you don't remember liking but... never mind. This is awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj22Gh5OxU4
The guitar to that song is gorgeous, and the vocals too. I love it. You should love it too (hint hint, Jessica)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOeW8_BCtvA&feature=channel Doesn't he sound a lot like Coldplay... minus the weird pronunciation. It seems like that word is incorrectly spelled... Oh well. I'm eating cheese, and cheese makes me tired. I'm going to do what I always (exaggeration fail) do and span this post over 2 days... Night... Well poop. I said 2 days not a week.

I'm sorry.

You don't really care do you? Heh to you this is all the same day... cause you're reading all of this at once. :/

NO ONE KNOWS MY PAIN. BOOOOOO. I scare me too. I'm watching Planet Earth with Mary. It's good, but its' depressing. Some people liked to get attached to little baby sheep, ducklings, piglets, and chicks and then watch them get eaten by wolves and lions. Graphically eaten. (actually it doesn't really matter if it's graphic or not...) I'm not one of those people. I'm the type of person that wishes all little baby animals were vegetarians so the mums wouldn't have to kill other little babies for food...

My tummy is making noises but I don't want food. That's annoying. WELL.

When I started this post it was like... Friday? or earlier... Well whenever it was John did the funniest impression of mwa. Mwa as in me not.... Anyways it was hilarious.

If I can remember correctly, this is like a general idea of what it "looked" like:

"Ohh I'M BECCA!! Heeheeheeheeheehee!!!" *Runs into a wall*

"Heeheeheehee OH!" *Runs into the kitchen, picks up a 2 liter bottle of Fanta that everyone drinks, and drinks straight from it*

I just about died. People should do impressions of me more often.

That's a good song. I'm currently listening to "Crazy Ever After" by them.

:]

Hugs on the other hand...

Ready... Get set... DISTRACT!

Hello, world. I decided to start a blog post at 11 pm. No duh. Why? I want a distraction. ACTUALLY I NEED a distraction. I want to be asleep. You what my theory is? If you sleep all the time, you shall avoid drama! Unfortunately I doubt anyone agrees with this method of living. Except for maybe the idiot driving his car into a cow.
I know why I get behind in life now. I always thought it was because I procrastinate in my studies, and that is somewhat part of it. If drama walked out of my life I think I might be more focused though. When something bad happens it's so hard to focus on learning. I guess I should follow Nike's advice and just do it. It's not just my studies that I get distracted from though. It's almost everything: Sleep, faith, people, food, this. It's hard being ADD and OCD at the same time. It' hard being anything really. Life is just plain hard. Fact.
I love my life. I love living. But I hate drama. I hate it so much. I hate it when you finally get yourself on a steady pace and then something throws you off balance. I need to learn how to react better I guess. I mean say I'm a runner. I'm running down a smooth straight trail and all of a sudden a huge hill appears out of nowhere. I could A) lay down and go to sleep. B) Stare at the hill thinking if I just look at it long enough, it will go away C) Wail and stomp my feet until I just don't care anymore or D) Give it my best, and run over it. A, B do nothing for your physical fitness and C just makes you look like an immature lunatic, but D really does something. I normally do C. I normally complain until I get over it instead of working through it and trying to learn, grow, and mature through the pain. Too bad I hate running.
Now that I think about it, this is really how life goes. I'll get used to a certain road and God will throw a hill my way. Hills are hard but they're good for so many reasons too. Like they prepare you for even bigger ones, make you stronger, and give you endurance. That and it's pretty freaking awesome if you can say "I RAN OVER A HILL TODAY!". I would be impressed. I don't like hills. I like standing on them, but I don't like running over them. Heh. Not to mention it gives you the ability to properly encourage other people.

I don't know where I'm going with this... I'm distracted enough.
Oh and don't trip while you're running. You'll fall on your face. Hah.

Hugs on the other hand...

"If you leave this website, I will kill this defenseless toilet"

Have you ever been flugtagging? Lol I'm annotating A Dave Barry essay, "Duct-tape daredevils", which so far has had absolutely nothing to do with duct tape. Talk about disappointment. As of the 4th paragraph, everything's on flying, airplanes, and toilets. Unless we're supposed to automatically assume that a flight attendant has duct-taped the only working toilet in neon orange, I don't even see the word "duct-tape" used (other than the title).
I just saw it, never mind.
"Give it up, Miami, for the prosthetic leg!" And this, my dear children, is why drugs are bad. They ruin your health, relationships, and sleep schedule. And what is the most important thing, children? That's right. Sleep. Because when you're sleeping, you're not annoying the poop out of mommy and daddy. I'm just kidding. Sleeping children are annoying too. Kidding again. They're cute, but boring. This doesn't mean you should never go to sleep and jump on my lap all day. My "lap" will be purple by morning.
It's raining today and.... I HAVE AN UMBRELLA. I never have an umbrella when it rains. I just get wet. But I only used it half the day because the rain feels good.
It's Friday now. "I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
WELL... I feel weird. I just became of fan of a group on facebook, which I normally don't do. But this one I just had to. It was calling out my name. Becca! BECCA!
"DENTIST! STOP TALKING TO ME, I CAN'T TALK! YOUR HANDS IN MY MOUTH!!!!"
Lovely, isn't it. It would look nice on a shirt. Your face would like nice on a shirt. I would sell it in France. No one would buy it. Sorry...
MY HANDS ARE FREEZING. So are my feet. Socks.... Must have...
It took me a while to get those socks... It's now Saturday lol
I saw Dear John last night... Save yourself and don't watch it. John dies in the end.

"Miami.... I SAID GIVE IT UP! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! IT'S FAKE LEG, COME ON!"
Hugs on the other hand...

Why can't the house be closed?

I'm hungry.
"So many little people. Pet them on the head. Pet pet pet pet pet..."
Well now that THAT'S over with, I think you should count those balloons. Wow you really counted them, didn't you? I could have just wasted like 6 seconds of your life... or 10 if you just woke up. I didn't! I did oversleep though...
Do you ever go through old stuff you've written/saved and love it all over again? I was looking at my blog and came across "On Tears", that essay I annotated eons ago. It was amazing when I first read it. I mean, I cried. That has to say something. Anyway... Now it's, in a way, even more awesome because I've learned a lot more having to do with it so now I get more out of it. It's not exactly a "EUREKA!", but it is a "Ohhh!! Cool!" if that makes any sense. For example there was this quote in from the famous C.S. Lewis and when I first read it, I absolutely loved it. Now, I have more appreciation for what it means, and what it means to me personally. "God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our consciences, but shouts in our pain." Isn't that awesome.?! Aside from the parallel structure, it's meaning really touches me. I can't decide if that's because I've learned more in pain that I have in pleasure, or because it's encouraging to know that someone's trying to get your attention and help you while you feel alone.
I'm texting my friend Jack. He doesn't say hi because he doesn't know I'm writing a new post but we're going to pretend he does say hi for the sake of hospitality. :D
"HI, WORLDDDDDD!!!"
That's not even something he would say. I was just being dramatic. Heh...
"Uh, hi."
There we go. :)
That wasn't pointless at all... Eh where was I? Oh whatever I think I was finished talking about that anyway.
http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20030505
Haha I like that one. I'm digging that umbrella.
HUZZAH!

OH YEAH. I remembered why I started this. Ha. Open House.
>.<
May I be sick on the day of it...

Hugs on the other hand...

Dreams

I edited that picture too. It says "DREAMS" in case you can't read. Of course, if you can't read why are you on my blog? I should become a philosopher. SPEAKING OF.... I went to the library and researched some Greek dude with a funny name. I GOT TO USE A SCANNER. That makes my brain smile. I like those things, with the clear glass things that you put the paper things on. Annoyed yet? No? Heh...
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Crabs+Remix/
Happy Christmas.
Mary is a good cook. :D So are Asians. Asians are good at a lot of things though... like singing. I'm listening to Japanese music. You should too... I forgot where I was....

I'M BACKKKK. You didn't even know I was gone did you? Well now you do... I saved this and came back to it on TUESDAY. Which is today. No duh. Wow this is going no- DREAMS. I remembered. My dreams are crazy weird. They disturb me. So you know Doctor Who? No? Pretend you do then so this will remotely make sense. I had the weirdest dream a few nights nights ago having to do with Doctor Who:

Becca thinks: I WANT TO BE DOCTOR WHO!

*impressive whooshing noises*

Becca is back in time with futuristic qualities and is now a female version of Doctor Who. Becca is in a strangers home. Someone walks up and they're making a funny face. Not funny... A weird face that won't go away. And their knee is doing something weird as is their nose.

Becca finds out that this odd man has a highly contagious disease that has been spreading rapidly for about 3 weeks and Becca, being Doctor Who, feels obliged to fix it without getting the sickness. Becca does some research, but the current Becca forgot what it was. (Heh) Becca goes to her local Walgreens, that apparently existed back in the day, and looks around desperate for a cure. She talks to the person in charge and he/she says there is none. Becca decides to look on the aisle where astronaut supplies/gear is sold. (o.O) Becca finds a special cream and starts dramatically shoving it all over random people's faces and knees. Everyone's cured, and Becca returns to said home.

WAKE UP.

Wasn't that weird? I thought it was. I mean who gets to shove cream into people's faces in their dreams? That part was awesome.

I have Karate today. I should probably get ready. I don't want to.

You're awesome for reading this because it was just a waste of time. Lol Have a good day that doesn't involve jumping side-kicks. >.>

Hugs on the other hand...