Things

Appetizing things
Zesty things 
Spicy things
Flavorful things
Things I order at Indian restaurants
Things with faces
Things you can't describe 
Things you don't want to describe
Weird things
Kooky things
Cute things
Fuzzy things
Things by A. A. Milne
Things that have stripes
Things I want to sing about
Fatuous things
Poetic things
Redolent things
Tedious things 
Frilly things
Tasty things
Tastier things
Tastiest things
Things involving taste
Things involving waffles
Things I put in your waffles
Things you don't know about
Androgynous things
Hermaphroditic things
Asian things
Happy things
Sad things
Generic things
Anonymous things
Flannel things
Floral things 
Moral things
A story about things
Paper things
Things on paper
Things you would rather read
Wasted things
Wasteful things
Profligate things
Things I might dismantle
Jaded things 
Evasive things
Things said at a wedding
Things I shouldn't say at a wedding
Monotonous things
Remarkable things
Things that rhyme with cheerio
Things that don't rhyme with cheerio 
Things inside your Jell-O 
Keen things
Mean things
Clean things 

White things

Things inside your shower
Creepy things

Confusing things

Cold things
Frigorific things

Distracting things
Bodacious things
Amazing things
Things I say
Things inside of a circle
Things inside of a bucket
Things inside of my bucket
Things inside of your bucket
Things inside of her bucket
Things inside of his bucket
Things inside of Wilhelmina's bucket
Captivating things
Irritating things
Sanguine things
Things that make you smile
Free things
Things that are free 
Priceless things
Things that are priceless
Scrumptious things
Things with pineapple 
Things involving pineapple
Digestible things
Plastic things
Peaceful things
Zinciferous things
Funky things
Jazzy things 
Things that are jazzy 
Sudden things
Sullen things
Subtle things
Sublime things
Things that look like waffles
Things that taste like waffles
Things that feel like waffles
Waffley things
Things I can't remember 
Things you can't remember 
Bearded things
Flamboyant things 
Gruesome things
Joyous things
Jittery things
Things that remind you of things
Random things
I name things
Blue Things 
Fake things
Hilarious things
Yugoslavian things
Queer things
Things you drink with a straw
Things made of straw
Things you wish you had
My things 
Your things
Your mom's things
Descriptive things
European things
Furry things
Things the cat dragged in
Things that dragged the cat in
Perfect things
Imperfect things
Rare things 
Obnubilate things
Wet things
Yellow things 
Things involving yogurt
Harmonious things
Atrocious things
Macho things
Things inside your burrito
Things you could get besides a burrito
Despondent things
Things that might keep my phone from dying
Things you're thinking of saying
Unhelpful things
Things that don't help
Pointless things
Nebulous things
Pictures of things
Rambunctious things
Things rabbits carry
Whimsical things
Things done on a whim
Impetuous things

Egotistical things
Overweening things

Oneiric things
I dreamed a dream about things

Things I see in Disney movies
Magical things
Dramatic things
Melodramatic things
Mellow things
More yellow things
Wonderful things
Things Sam Cooke has sung 
Things to do with things
Things to do with wings
Things in my brain
So many things
Things that make noise
Noisy things 
Noisier things
Noisiest things
Obstreperous things 
Things involving earplugs
Preposterous things
Befuddling things
Bamboozling things 
Things baboons might do
Blithe things
Things I can fit into a box
Things a box can fit into me
Pulchritudinous things
Multitudinous things
Multifarious things
Illegal things 
Abstract things
Abstruse things
Bizarre things

Things I'm reading 

Awkward things
Ideal things
Edacious things
Things I could eat right now
Things I don't want to eat right now
Barbequed things
Sautéed things
Too many things
Vases filled with things
Paintings of things
Drawings of things
Pictures of things
Sculptures of things
Statues of things
Replicas of things
Recordings of things
Reminders of things
Things I can't hear
Things on your ear
Eery things
Things I sing in the shower
Things you do in your sleep
Things on Mars
Things in cars
Neon orange things
Venomous things
Things in your veins
Vigorous things
Vexatious things
Things that might stop my phone from ringing
French things
Things I might see in Amélie 
Dr. Seuss' things
Comical things
Wordy things
Things is a word
Words are sometimes things
Things in a sentence
Things you leave out off your sentences
Things involving punctuation marks
Things I've left out 
Things I haven't left out
Spontaneous things
CAPITALIZED THINGS
Important things
Exciting things
Redundant things
Changing things
Healthy things
Things I need
Things I'm doing right now
You think I'm just typing out things
Things involving question marks
Things involving things
Things about things
Things on things
Things in things
Things inside things
Things outside things
Things behind things
Things stalking things
Things intercepting things
Things maintaining things
Things producing things
Things annoying things
lowercase things
(Things in parentheses)
Underlined things
Some more things
Frightening things
Phosphorescent things
Bright things
Sunny things
Hot things
Things involving summer
Things I hate
More cold things
Things that make me wish it was winter
Things that keep you warm
Soft things
Things I would pet
Irrelevant things
Things Wilma misses about that mental institution
Dismal things
Things that frustrate me
A mess of things
Things that make a mess
Messy things
Things you want to stop reading 
Things that you're still reading
Things that make me laugh at you
Things that make me laugh at things
Ha. Ha. Things
More things involving punctuation
I quote things
Surprising things
Things I can't word properly 
Reasons why I shouldn't list things
Things you probably don't care about
Things in your multitudes scarce to be counted filling the darkness with order and light 
Things are the sentinels
Things are silent and sure
Things keep watch in the night
You fall in things 
Things in Simon and Garfunkel's lyrics
Fantastic things
Things Christopher Eccleston said
Things that make me dislike facebook
Things that make me dislike the internet 
Things I find
Things that make me love the internet
Useful things
Improvised things
Things I remember doing in previous drama classes
More awkward things
Things that start with a large block of cheese
Things I can't cook 
Things I can't lift
Things I can't find
Things that could have caused this bruise
Sharp things
Honest things
Things you find in the woods late at night
Things I should stop doing now
Things in the other hand

Just a really great title that I just now thought of all by myself

I love Dali.

Oh, March. Not that your name is March or anything...unless it IS March. Um. (In that case, I'm sorry for any future or previous offense of any kind. Eh...or maybe just confusion. Hey, March, your name is on a calendar, you know. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm so funny.)
Overall, I really dislike March. This is because March comes after February which means February ends, and February is a month that I happen to like because it's still kind of cold. March is when it starts to warm up. March is when girls break out the short-shorts. March reminds me that A) I have successfully said "March" way too many times in a single post and it's now redundant and you're most likely annoyed yet you're still reading this. March. B) Although I do enjoy the aroma of sunscreen, summer is near which means hot weather, sweat in awkward places, unusual tans, annoying girls everywhere, and not enough proper grammar. w3 @ll tlk liek dis @ll d4h tiiM3!! Y0!!1! and C) It's less than one month away from my birthday. April 1st. April Fools Day. I'm not going to make a joke about that. I was actually initially born on two holidays: Good Friday as well as April Fools. It counts. 123456789....yeah. Anyways, I'll be 17 and I still don't have my license and about 10 PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME THAT THIS IS OKAY SO YOU JUST SHUT YOUR *&^%$*^#@@#$@&*(((#@!#^#~~@^*&@@*)+_)#!%^ MOUTH!!! I haven't had any kind of opportunity to drive in a very long while because I keep getting home at approximately 10 to 11 at night. My mother, who has RA, can't really teach me at 10 to 11 at night. We're both exhausted and that's when she does her coupon-clipping. I can't take ANY time away from her coupon-clipping or everyone will die and we'll all have to stare at ugly ordinary goldfish for the rest of our lives instead of supposedly mean Beta fish even though we're all apparently dead. Just go with it. I leave at 9:30ish in the morning and I can't really do any driving before that because I'm probably sleeping or near sleep. You've probably narrowed it down to weekends by now. EXCEPT THOSE NEVER WORK EITHER BECAUSE MY MOM WORKS THEN TOO (most of the time at least). So I get Melissa to teach me on the weekends when it fits both of our schedules. That's not too often, and that's why I don't have my license. Deal. So yeah. March. :/

Iron Chef anyone? (Not the American suckish version) WHHHAAAAAAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND YOU WANT ME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU AND TALK A LOT ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW I LOVE IT SSSSOOOOO MUUUCHHHH?! OH, DEAR, YOU ARE A MESS! A MESS, I SAY! Well, I guesssssssssss I could. (Dear? Really? o.O)
Iron Chef is a fantastic Japanese cooking show that comes on Food Network in case you want to watch it now that I've recommended it (Which you should. Watch it.) It's also fun to make fun of but not in a "HAHAHAHA WHAT A STUPID SHOW I'M COOL HEY HAHAHAHA" way if you catch my drift. In a somewhat short summary, the show is pretty much a timed competition in which skilled chefs battle around one theme ingredient. Typically a challenger is paired with an Iron Chef specializing in either Japanese, Chinese, French, or Italian. (Although, it appears on television that the challenger picks his opponent on the spot, it's planned beforehand.) The two chefs have exactly one hour to construct a tasty multi-course meal so that the talkative judges don't starve and all that jazz. (They serve as narrators for the entire show. Awesome sauce. Sauce. Hehe. I'm not lame.) The judges determine which chef was better at using the key ingredient, and there's a winner, and yay. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mhAPrBddfM&feature=related Because apparently no one watches the videos I post ON my blog. It's just my extremely interesting words they read and ponder for hours afterward.

And a day has past since I typed out the previous paragraph and yes, I know this tends to happen frequently. If I cared, it probably wouldn't. Just a hunch.
And now something I care even less for, The AB[insert Harry Potter birthmark here]hancer.

I would like someone to explain this to me. All I can get out of it is "WTF?" Actually that's a lie. I get this too in a slightly nasal, southern announcer voice: "It's the AB Hancer! As not seen on TV! And guess what, ladies and gentlemen! That's right! Not only does it 'dramatically enhance abs', but It doubles as a BBQ grill, a giant fly-swatter, AND a disciplinary device that you can use on naughty children! Take one home today! Or not!" I think the only reason that thing exists, if it DOES exist, is so that my eyes can get wider. And everyone else is laughing at it. So there yah go.

Me- "WTF?! O.O"
Everyone else- "LOL!!!!! LMAO WITH EXTRA MAYO!! [I'm not lame]"
Me- "IF YOU WANT ABS THEN WHY CAN'T YOU JUST WORK OUT?!"
Everyone else- "Hahahaha that's not even REAL! HA!"
Me- I just....don't understand. Why does this exist...."
Everyone else- "It's still funny! Hahahahahaha!!
*3 years later the AB Hancer is forgotten*
Everyone- "I really love this shake weight. It gives me such a great work out."
...
Me- "My ear is cold. :)"
Everyone else- "Hey, Becca, remember that AB Hancer? Hahaha that was soooooooooo funny."
Me- "DON'T EVEN BRING THAT UP! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
*The AB Hancer is remembered, put back um on the market, and everyone dies because of some toxic unknown substance that is found on its "lightweight" bars.*

You know what? Some day I'm just going to take a black sharpie, and after sniffing it for about 13 minutes, I'm going to draw some awesome abs on my awesome abdomen. Then, I will take a dozen pictures from obscure angles. "BUT, BECCA, WHO WILL YOU TAKE THEM FROM?" I'm not lame. I will capture myself, and my fake abs, in photography. We shall see who laughs then. No one. Because I won't upload any of those pictures to the internet...because it's most likely been done before. "YEAH, BECCA, PEOPLE UPLOAD PICTURES ALL THE TIME TO THE INTERNET." I'm not...never mind. http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-fake-abs.jpg

Silly, Chiffons. Rhyming isn't repeating that word you just used a short while ago. When will you learn? You won't! You don't make music any more! Oh, Canada. Siiiiigh. I've been on iTunes all day while I type out notes that I forget to send yet again, and read annoying emails, and almost faint like 5 times because I stand up too fast or I don't take important vitamins because my mom forgets to buy them, and cool stuff like that. 'Cause I'm cool. Forget I said that. Well, I've had iTunes on shuffle and interesting things always happen when I do that. Granted, 5 out of 10 songs are always going to be from either broadways, Disney movie soundtracks, or stuff I listened to in the 4th grade. Everything else is random weird stuff or music I normally listen to. Although, I do frequently listen to some broadways, and Disney songs... WHY AM I STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS. I forgot my original point. There was probably a weird song that came on. I was probably going to post a link to it so you could join in on the weirdness but you wouldn't listen to it anyway so it's okay that I forgot. Eh.

I'm losing it.....
Losing it.....
Lost it.

I'm going to have so many typos in this. I can just feel it.

Waffles in the other hand...