Kitty Wigs

I just now discovered it...

I don't know whether to laugh or d'aww. 

Those poor cats. But they look so humorous. But those poor cats.

Cats in the other hand...

 

Honey Nut Cheerios

Animal wants you to check out them shnazzy shades

Honey Nut Cheerios isn't relevant. I actually just wanted some. Maybe that's relevant. Maybe I don't know. Maybe. Perhaps, you're wondering why I chose "Honey Nut Cheerios" as the title while every other happy-go-lucky lollygagger (that only exists in my imagination) has more festive titles such as "H@PI NU3 YE3R, Y00 GUY$3$. c@ll m3H p33ps im l0n3lly.", "Give a donation and help the Nicaraguan orphans have a wonderful year. OR ELSE.", "Aw. Wish I could deck some more halls.", and "Stop pretending that every horrible thing you did last year is forgotten! I SAW YOU WITH LANDON, JENNIFER! I SAW YOU!" Well, you should just move on! GOSH! (Because I wanted "Honey Nut Cheerios" instead! Gosh!) I really wish I had my glasses right now.

Do you ever leave stuff plugged in after you've finished using it? No? Well, I don't care. Whenever I leave the house in the morning, my mother forces me to check all the sockets and make sure everything is unplugged. I mean, if we're ten minutes down the road, she will drive all the way back home to check. It wastes energy and everything; but even if the device is turned off, she's convinced it's hazardous. It's more humorous than inconvenient so when I read the article I'm about to tell you about, I found all of it even more humorous. When I read it, I honestly wanted to yell my mother's name and get out my wallet. Not only that, but it's actually a good idea... in my opinion. This "thing", called the PumPing Tap, knows you're going to be lazy (Well, it knows I will be, anyway.) and unplugs your devices for you. After five minutes of zero energy, a spring loaded mechanism shoots the plug out of the socket. Shwapow! "...so we can go green without thinking about it."  Which is pretty fantastic, if you ask me... or rather, if your mother is anything like mine. (Oh, you're not asking me? Well, it doesn't matter because this is my blog so I can just pretend you were. Shwapow!)

Nothing against the mom. She's an honest bundle of fun. If this were to go on sale and if the price happened to be a reasonable one, I would most assuredly purchase it. Even if the PumPing Tap went on sale after I moved out, I would still buy it. It would save money which is reason enough to spend money... on that... interesting thought process. Hi.

Why do I always leave my glasses at home... Why do I use ellipsis to depict frustration... When it doesn't... They need to invent an annoying robot that continuously reminds you things at scheduled times. But not like an alarm clock because that's too easy to terminate at delirious hours. Of course, they do make alarm clocks for people like me.

I think you know what that is. I would hate to have a Clocky or Tocky. Eesh. 
Why am I talking about alarm clocks? Why are you still reading this? Why am I still typing?
Oh. Robots. I would call it... Robot. Because I'm original. Anyway, it could remind me to charge my phone, take my meds, do random things. And when I'm about to leave somewhere, it could list off things that I'm notorious for forgetting. And when I'm bored and lonely, I could talk to it. And pretend it had emotions. And we could be best friends. Nah, never mind. My stuffed animals would probably get jealous.

I took my meds today for the first time in a while and it felt very strange. And now I'm in a strange mood. Thinking strange things. Saying strange words. Making strange faces. I am not a cat, though. Which would, in fact, be stranger. Hooray for incomplete sentences.  
Oh. How could I forget... to insult you. Just kidding. But not really. I tried Nutella the other day and it was so incredibly tasty. Because I know you care so much. I'm probably the only person in the world sheltered enough to wait until 17 to experience the tastiness of Nutella. Well, I don't give a dinosaur! Mainly because I don't have one to give... If I had a dinosaur, I would probably keep it. Unless it was dead. Actually, I would probably still keep it. Anyhoo, it might be my favorite food or second favorite. (And I don't mean the dinosaurs I wish I had) I've been noming it ever since Monday and my brain be smilin'. I'm just going to leave it at that.
THAT.

Nutella in both hands...