I am the Boohbah

Happy January or whatever.

Hugs on the other hand...

Becca Breaks Arm While Playing Tennis

OH SNAP. IT'S SO ... DARK AND I HAVE TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THIS WEIRDO IS SAYING BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID FONT SIZE AND COLOR. DANG IT.

(Yes. I got fed up with that other template. So I changed it. Obviously. IT HAS THE SIMPLE. And English....but only because I changed LITERALLY every button in the HTML. Or almost. So I guess it wouldn't be literally then.....Hmm..)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! WHUUUUUUUTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP???????????????????

James, I never left blogger. o.O So "welcome back" does not apply in this particular situation. So don't "welcome back" me. I'm just really busy...

Pies.
I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking about pies. Aren't you? (That wasn't a question.)
I'm so good.

...

I'm soo gooood. You probably think this song is about me. I'm sooooo goooooooood. I'll bet you think this song is about me. Don't you? Don't youuuu?


'Sup?
*Pretends you responded which is slightly awkward if you did...(I would.)*
Oh, me? Well...I'm definitely not eating Cool Whip straight from the thing. That is something I'm definitely not doing. I would not do that. Ever.
(I'm also eating pie.)

WORD OF THE DAY: Pyknic adj.
Definition: Short and fat
Sample sentence: I would eat that eggplant if it wasn't so...pyknic.

Awesome.

K.

What's Important to me in this particular blog post excluding rabbit trails which I cannot help:

- Trends:

Don't be deceived. I'm not about to post the latest gossip on what's hot and what's not. I'll save that for the next blog post. I am, however, going to post about my frustration, and it may or may not include caps. It has in the past.


Am I the only one that's annoyed with these number games on facebook statuses? ...even though they have died down a bit....but still....they're still appearing....and it's still annoying...still. My neck still hurts still, you know, still.
(If you're my mother and you insist on reading this, or you're um someone else... then I'll explain and feel stupid while doing so because everyone knows what this is. Prepare for long parentheses.

Read the following statuses that I have collected from my news feed. (I have made the last digit a star. Because I like stars and in case one of these was your status, maybe you'll think I'm giving you more privacy. :D) Feed of news. Yes. I hope you like smileys, and this #.

# 777777* You seem really sweet! I hope we can talk more and become good friends :)

"YAAAAY!!!!! Maybe we can have sleep-overs and like give each other make-overs and and you can tell me your crushes and I can like tell you mine and omg!! so. fun. oh wait...you're a guy. Crap. Well, we can still have sleep-overs."

#102.* Your a really good friend! You always help me on my work in spanishh! :)
hah! I'm glad i met you this year :)

"i just wish youd help me on my work in englishh! :) hah!"

#12233344445555*, You are my absolute best friend and always there for me! :)

"no comment. [She used to also be my best friend, oddly enough, and then she went and got all preppy. Haaaa]"

77*. So totally thought you were Mister Sweet, Quiet, and Innocent. I know much better than that now. Haha, you're sarcastic and a smart alleck and freakin hilarious. Super intellegent too! I totally had a crush on you for awhile there, you never knew that. Haha. And now you do. You're the coolest Blexicitecan I've ever met

"k."

See this? No? Well, then you shouldn't be here. They all START with a status that's something like "hey yall send me uh numbur to mah inbox n' ill put up a status wif ur numbur n' itll b bout u n' tell you wut i fink bout u:):):):)." Whatever. That's what they are. And people send in numbers. And people upload statuses.)

And, people. We've been through this millions of times. What is the point of this?

"But, Becca, you sent in a number too."

I wanted to see if a certain someone could really say ONLY nice things about me. Because, unless you're... other people who didn't do this, you're only allowed to say really really ridiculously nice things. It's some secret rule.

I know you want to read what they wrote about me.

"Hahaha. SO glad that you chose this number. If anyone deserves it, you do. Oh, and, btw, I thought this was lame? Shouldn't even answer this, but I will. From the first time I met you I thought "Dude. I like you. You're cool people." And I've stuck with that opinion ever sense. You make me laugh so hard with your crazy antics, random thought patterns, and monotone voice. We need to hang out WAY more than we do."

Ah..I only shared that with you because it was nice or whatever you wanna call that.
So does anyone, or every one, or anyone, or every one see why I'm annoyed? A bunch of random numbers belonging to a bunch of random people that you probably don't know nor care about appear on your news feed, creating this big blue glob of annoyance. And are you annoyed, Lola? Yes. You don't even like the color blue.
So yeah. Number game thing. Annoying.

Next is stereotyping stupid things. Don't. Especially if it's, you know, all the time.

That's it for trends. I don't really care about what you wear. I don't really pay attention to it either. Of course, that's not really saying much considering I don't exactly pay that much attention to what I wear. Yes, I do wear my sister's old work shirts from Best Buy. Yes, they have her name on them. They're comfortable. Moving on.


- Awesome Music:

• Sufjan Stevens: A lot. Go listen.
  

• The New Pornographers: Comeback Kid- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdIiThL7tyY From Blown Speakers- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz2tZKAcAIY Crash Years- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KZANuDcRO4

• Nada Surf: Blonde On Blonde- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwKNDoHtUTM

• Olafur Arnalds: 30:55 and 00:40/7:29 are my favorites. Just type those in (the second WITH the slash.) I'm too lazy.
  

• Tarkio: If I Had More Time- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p_PO7ad_qQ

• Keren Ann: Not Going Anywhere- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7t2jrVoGc0 (That's not the whole song. Makes me mad. But I like the video. There ya go.)

• Brandi Carlile: Tragedy-Album Version- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPWlbEmE-sg (I could care less about the video. It's the only version of the song they had that I wanted.)
• Bunch of stuff you wouldn't be interested in. Good day. I SAID GOOD DAY.
  

- Somehow that doesn't make me happy:

Park benches with bird winkle.

The fact I forgot to mention, in my previous post, that I know most of you have probably already seen the YAYFOOTBALLNESS I provided considering it aired on ESPN and all. Everyone watches ESPN. Even the 13-year-old-girls, who typically don't even know what it is and are just trying to act more mature for their ages, stay up watching ESPN football recordings. 13 year old girls stay up watching many things that they typically don't understand so they can act more mature for their ages...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlV7RhT6zHs Sigh. I didn't watch the football yayness on ESPN though because I'm just....socially awkward I guess. I don't know. (I saw it on RWJ) I swear that about half the people that talk to me are probably sick of me complaining about football and defining it as just a bunch of men wrestling. In tights. And people paint their faces for this? Yeah... But yes. If you've seen it, then you've seen it twice, and you can deal.

OH speaking of. (And this also makes me somewhat uneasy/unhappy/whatever)



Awwwww. You think he's good. Whaaaaaaale he is (<- voice). He's also gay. And well, you know, BOOM BOOM BOOM, even brighter than the MOON MOON YEEAAHH!!! I'm feelin' it. Are you feelin' it? 'Cause I'm feelin' it. I'll admit.. I also blushed a little at the end when he looked into the camera and breathed. He just had "that" look. You might have to replay it precisely 35 times to understand what I'm talking about. Not that I replayed the last few seconds 35 times. I would definitely not do that. That is not something I would do. Ever.

GO BACK TO BED, WILMA.

- That makes me happy. There is no somehow. I deleted it because it didn't sound right:

Doctor Who. I've been spending this week/month/whatever loving it, aside from the new companion who can just spontaneously run off a cliff and die so they get a new one. She's so annoying.



The cold.

http://random-domain.com/comic.php?id=50

That.

Spending more time with my sisters. I'm going over to their loverly abode on the morrow. Fun stuff. The lines are getting shorter and shorter. An indication that the time has begun to affect my finger's ability to type, or my brain's ability to think. Or both. Probably both. Also an indication that sleep is needed in this particular situation.

As is a goodbye.
Too bad.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm so funny.

Hugs on the other hand...

An Interesting Title

World of the Internet.

Not really.

False alarm. Let's start over.
Hi. I'm Becca.
You're my "reader" and, for some reason, that sounds dirty. Readers read things so uh yeah. That still sounds dirty. Read this.

This.
Better.
I am slightly confusing myself.


ALRIGHT.

So I know you've noticed my craptastic template and I know you're thinking,

"Wow. That's a craptastic template."

I'm good. Wait, no.

"You're not good?"

Shut up and read. I'm great.

I decided to change my blog from it's previous state, and I haven't had the time or motivation to finish it. Now, it's still needs editing and I have a lot to say. (...Most of which I'll probably forget.) All in all, I'm mad because the slider isn't working correctly (which is why I have only one image that's flickering on and off awkwardly. It's not even that great of a post. Why does it need to flicker...) and I've been messing with the blasted html for over a week now. There's also that non-English stuff at the bottom which is pretty self-explanatory. Lawl. I'll fix it up in a while when I'm not as...yes.

YOU DIDN'T JUST DO THAT DID YOU?! YEAH, yeah you did. You were wondering why I haven't mentioned anything about Thanksgiving or Black Friday (which isn't even worth mentioning unless it has something to do with presents.) in this post yet but people......people...... I'm saving room. Lots and lots and lots and lots of room. Didn't you know? Today is the Auburn/Alabama game.

WAR TIDE, YALL!

Lots of room.

OH, that reminds me.




There. I provided you with some football entertainment. I contributed to society. Yayness.
Guess what tomorrow is. Saturday. GOOD FOR YOU. Except you still fail at whatever it is that you fail at because I just gave it away. Oh really? Herpaderp? But Saturday isn't important; I just wanted you to be like "Wait... what's today? Where's that thing I keep on my wall...Calendar. Yeah." Then, you'd feel bad because it's the day after a major holiday which you would have or should have known. I don't consider Black Friday to be a significant holiday because it's just an excuse to have a bunch of sales and spend a bunch of money before Christmas. (Except, I should mention that I happen to like shopping/spending money for people that I deem significant/loved ones. So even though I didn't shop today, I most likely will tomorrow unless I die or something. YEEHAW!) Heh and it's origin isn't that significant either.

"The day's name originated in Philadelphia, where it originally was used to describe the heavy and disruptive pedestrian and vehicle traffic which would occur on the day after Thanksgiving...That the day after Thanksgiving is the "official" start of the holiday shopping season may be linked together with the idea of Santa Claus parades. Parades celebrating Thanksgiving often include an appearance by Santa at the end of the parade, with the idea that 'Santa has arrived' or 'Santa is just around the corner'." -Wikipedia

Although, asking me to look up something that I deem insignificant (even if I'm asking myself) probably won't get you (me) very far. (I'm exactly where I started) Whenever I look up something that I, myself, don't particularly care about, is socially viewed as important, and has a lot (or just... a medium amount...) of information that may or may not be useless and has a lot of words that may or may not be annoying, my eyes tend to inadvertently scan over bits and pieces of information that MIGHT have been important. Usually I'm pretty safe about this though. If you think about it, we all do it... I think. For example, research papers: You find some report with a freaking load of off-topic rabbit trails (as opposed to... on-topic rabbit trails? Yeah...) and before you know it, you're tangled up in some big green confusing mess of a forest that was specifically designed for deer hunting; and are you deer hunting today, Lola? No. You're writing a research paper. Although, probably not a very good one because the teacher who assigned this paper is male and you just stare at him all day because he's the only person who has ever been nice to you aside from this male stranger you met on the internet who says he's your long-lost uncle. Really, you don't even know if it is a research paper. You just know he assigned some kind of end-of-the-year-paper involving some kind of work that may or may not include the word "home"; and from awkwardly gazing upon your neighbor's work list, that may or may not include the word "home", you thought it said, "research" next to the scribbled word, "paper". It's a pity you're too antisocial to ask one of your normal classmates what the assignment was. It's also a pity that you never told your mother about that time when you didn't eat your eggplant. Because, you know, I did.
Blah blah blah blah blah.
See? I'm almost positive you read until deer park water or whatever I said. Except, you should have read the end because I did tell your mum about you not eating your eggplant no matter what she says.

Also, I don't have to be LOOKING for poop so my eyes forget to read bits and pieces of it that look unimportant, stupid, unimportant, or stupid. Yes. I read the Google News sometimes. Hoopah. Before I say this, I must state, so that no one get's offended, that I care immensely for our President's lips. However, I find... just this whole story to be an excellent example of whatever we've been talking about for the past 15 minutes, or perhaps just 5 considering on how fast you read and if your eyes skipped anything that may or may not have included the word "home". Because, reader (heck no, I will not capitalize that. Earn it.), when I clicked on this link -> http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/sc-dc-1127-obama-injury-web-20101127,0,5425545.story This is what happened: I read the title, "Obama's lip busted in basketball game", I was all like "OMG OBAMAS LIP BUSTED IN BASKETBALL GAME AND I FORGOT APOSTROPHE IN OBAMA BECAUSE OF STUPID SHIFT KEY AND THIS IS ALL VERY SAD", I saw the picture, my eyes watered a little because A) Obama looks like he might be in pain B) I love the white man's facial expression so very very much that the joy was expressed through....um....yes. and uh C) Obama's married?, and then I read the first sentence.

"Reporting from Washington —

Presidential politics can be a bloody business, but it was a friendly basketball game Friday that gave President Obama a cut on his lip that required 12 stitches."

After that first killer sentence, I just sort of moved my eyes to the bottom so I would feel involved, and intelligent. (Because knowing that your president's lips are in danger every time he plays basketball makes you smart. I would know.) Scan success. Well, look on the bright side. If Obama makes any important public appearances...on television and does the whole speech luring thing, I might watch it... simply because he'll have 12 stitches and that might be amusing to watch. I sound really cruel right now, don't I? I only mean that in my head, Obama with 12 stitches on his lower lip looks funny while he speaks, so there's a good chance that he might look odd on the television too. And yeah, this whole "me thinking about Obama outside of politics" is a new thing. It's also not real. And I um don't do it. >.> Ever...

Change of subject. o.O A handful of you may be wondering why I'm posting at all if I haven't finished this whole blasted template thing. Well, I wanted to. And we've already stated why it is what it is. (translated to: I've already stated why it still is what it still is.) I make sense sometimes. Hey. So uh stop wondering. I don't know why I'm typing this at all.

Some or all or none or all or some or none or all or some or none know that I have a beastly talent that is beastly. I'm skilled at growing facial hair. Particularly the stache but I do indeed find miniature hairs taking their important place upon my masculine chin while gaze at the beard of another. I will indeed allow you to be envious now. :D Especially if you're male.
It's like I always say.

Mah moustache brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like "Mine's better than yours.
Durn right. Mine's better than yours. I could teach you, but I would have to charge."

Even though I've really only said that once...twice, and the first time, I only said the first part because I have an herb to finish my sentences. That didn't sound weird. I promise. It was also more epic the first time because a dude was saying I was unattractive. (It's always more epic when a dude says you're unattractive. Not you, as in the general term 'you'. You as in you. Kidding. Hi. Oh, and that's what she said. It's okay because it's in parenthesis and no, Mother, I shan't tell you what that means. o.O) Really, I don't care what he thinks because he's male, around the age of 12, and I never see him. NEVER. But I replied anyway. "You're just jealous 'cause I can grow facial hair and you can't." And then he caught me. There's this secret website that I get all my cool phrases and ideas from, and I thought I was the only one out of everyone I know that's heard of it. Unfortunately, I was mistaken. "no!! and i already know which website you got that from." Oh wait, unless he means the beastly facial hair that he lacks because there's a website I get that from too. OOPS. Wasn't supposed to sa- type that. I was sure I was the only one who....and if he knows it then... Well, never mind.

Heh. Anyways. Staches. Guess where I found the pikachu? A website!...with my name in it...that I found...by googling my name and 'is' next to it... because I was bored and I'm tired of the phrase "I have no life". At that exact moment, I was not living my life to it's fullest. There we go. However, I'm sure everyone's done that... uh googled their names with 'is' next to it. If you haven't and you're too busy curing aids, or whatever you busy people do, then you've been deprived of something vital and I wouldn't know what it is because I'm not being deprived of something vital. My logic is slightly flawed, but only slightly... because if I'm not being deprived of this "something" I should know what it is because I wouldn't be deprived of it and I should have it or...something...yeah. But I found my website. I'm an interesting person with an overactive imagination and apparently I have awesome cats. Woo.

But all of that life stuff actually doesn't count because I was googling my name with Mary which indicates that I have an amazing life because if you've ever met my sister, or heard of her, then you'd know she's an amazing person. HUZZAH. Mary is quite famous, ya know. In the basket-weaving world, that is. She also wakes up at 10 am and stays up late watching Dateline. It's some interesting stuff. She's on Wikipedia. LOOK ER' UP.
I totally wrote Hydrocobaltation/Dehydrocobaltation Reactions in Organic Synthesis
Pretend that's underlined.



This never get's old and I've seen it...many times. It's uhmazing. You laughed or smiled or whatever. Admit it. Not out loud...

WELL NAO. I have more important things to do. Like...Um....dang it what was I doing, and why am I typing this....OH.. oh. I was waiting for "Agents of Secrets Stuff" to load, and it's actually loaded so I just need to watch it. All flipping 35 minutes of it. It probably didn't take that long to load surprisingly enough though. Okay, I'm out. I have more unimportant things to do.

Hugs on the other hand...

IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE...hey

Ignore my blog right now seeing as it's obviously still in reconstruction. (If you don't understand, then read my previous post. Meh.)


Stop laughing at me.









Hugs on the other hand...

PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO DAH PICKLE FARM.

>.>


Oh Hai there.

Twirp. Uh. What was I going to say........
Several things. This is a Blog post. o.O I'm strange.

Several thing #1. I'm sure all of you who read this regularly are probably like
BECCA WHERE'S YO LAST POST, YO?!
Eh Probably not that...
Okay but you get my point...hopefully... You're probably wondering where my last post went. Well, obviously, it's no longer up for A GOOD REASON. Maybe I should make that plural...
Apparently that post was summed up in 2 sentences. (Not by me. >.>)
1. I'm pissed.
2. I'm depressed.
Descriptive, right? But when I went back and read it, I kinda sorta took a giant pink shovel and hit the male population on the head with it... So deletion occurred. Which kind of makes me sad because I liked the picture. Malk makes me smile.

Several thing #2. I made a pie.

Several thing #3. I'm trying to find shoes for homecoming because I'm tall and I don't want to be significantly taller than my love interest so for a general idea, I typed in "fancy black homecoming sandals" and guess what I found?
YOU GUESSED IT!
http://img.youtube.com/vi/3uT6NoG6J9c/0.jpg

Kanye interrupted my search for shoes.
Heh. This helps me so much. I know EXACTLY WHAT TO WEAR NOW. That sounded.... never mind.

This is annoying. I got a freaking pug in a wedding dress. >.>
I JUST WANT SOME SHOES. I don't even like shoes. I would go barefoot if I could.
OPIUOSDHUKQWSH:O WHUIHLJHKLJRHLHR ANNOYED ANNOYED ANNOYED ANNOYED
http://www.sacredart-murals.co.uk/images/mural-rooms/Disney-Mural/disney-mural-4.jpg

I give up.

Several thing #4:




I need to be able to make this face. O.O
Seriously.

Several thing #5.

WORD OF THE DAY: Aposiopesis
Definition: n. A rhetorical device of suddenly breaking off in speech.
Sample Sentence: WHOA! THAT EGGPLANT IS...

Mhmm.

I like.

Several thing #6. I'm going to change my blog. It's been like this for too long. As in: Name, template...etc

Several....eh this is annoying. Enough with the "things"...Um.

Okay.
So I did that whole post over a span of like 3 days again. I'm such a loser.
Today is going to be such a busy week




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLoT0rqkMYI&feature=related


That was necessary. I have a feeling this is going to be quite long....or just boring with annoyance on the side where the pickle should be. I like the pickle...

OKAY so I got a haircut. My hair was really long, and well... yeah. I got it cut for homecoming because everyone was like "NYAH! CUT IT!" and then the lady cut the majority of it off. I like it though.




Shout outs:
Catnip, XD This is funny because I told Bruce that story... except I remember it being a 1 and a half out of 10 and I screamed the WHOLE time to help the kids feel a little better about sucking. I'm just now remember the chainsaw part though...XD I remember they followed us, and I went and gave the ugliest/meanest one a hug, but er yesh.

(http://aneternalcycle.blogspot.com/2010/10/h-ey-i-have-missed-you-where-have-you.html)

Everyone else, bye.



Hugs on the other hand...

[Insert depressing song lyric here]

Strange.

OKAY.
(and yes I did copy my facebook status if you're friends with me or friends with my friends and can actually see it. Huzzah.)

I got this email. From (yes I will publicly display your name, because I think your fake and if I click the links you sent me, I'll get a virus or something... I'm paranoid.) MARK WEBMASTER. His email is webmaster@bookdrum.com in case you want to annoy this idiot. Why am I calling him an idiot?

I will tell you why.
...
After I take a sip of my lemonade.
*takes sip of lemonade*
OKAY.
This is what the email said WORD FOR WORD

Hi there,

I hope you don't mind me contacting you like this, but I noticed on your blogger profile that Wuthering Heights was one of your favourite books.

One of our contributors, Amy O'Sullivan has done a wonderful profile of the book here:

http://www.bookdrum.com/books/wuthering-heights/9780141439556/index.html

You may also like:

The Book Thief contributed by Sioned Bannister at http://www.bookdrum.com/books/the-book-thief/9780552773898/index.html

I hope you enjoy them.

Regards,
Mark
Webmaster

Book Drum - We combine photography, information, maps, video and music to go beyond the pages of the books we love

If you wanted to keep in touch, you can always follow our Facebook page by clicking "Like" on http://www.facebook.com/pages/Book-Drum/114216958622964.

Yeah... First of all, my blog isn't book-based. Yes I like Wuthering Heights, Mark. So do a lot of people. Big woop. This is a BLOG. As in, read the CONTENT of it, not "hmmm a person... I wonder what her favorite books are.... 'cause that's all I care about in life... besides stalking people"

Also, if any of you have looked at my full profile you'll notice that in the favorite books section THE BOOK THIEF IS ALREADY LISTED. Just a strange thought, Mark, but SOMETIMES, when people call something their, you know, favorite, they generally like it. SOMETIMES. But that's just a strange thought.

So that whole "You may also like" was a fail.

Mark, I must confess... I think you're a robot. A robot who loves books, and randomly looks at people's blogs.

HOWEVER, if you ARE a real person, then please pay more attention to what the heck you're writing about. But I respect your love of books, and even share it.

By the way, people, if you want to email me or something (and we don't talk already; if we do, this doesn't apply to you), go ahead, but don't email me something that you wouldn't be comfortable with me posting on here. My blog is public, and if you get my email FROM my blog, and email me ABOUT my blog, it will most likely GO ON my blog. Kapeesh? Kay. Sheesh.

MOVING ON. I joined 2 new anime forums because the old site I was/am on that had a forum is kind of sucking right now thanks to FUNimation. (whistles. Hey James. Don't worry, I still get on occasionally.) If you're an addict to anime, manga, and such, then you should join them. Contact me if you're interested, and I might not publicly display your message. If it's nice, and straight the point, I mean. If you hit on me, become rude in any manner, send me spam, or anything of that nature or a nature that I deem inappropriate, then don't be surprised if you find your private email displayed on several public websites including this one. Kapeesh? Mkay. Uh.....Cheese. o.O

NOW. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR A VERY.... NOT THAT LONG OF A TIME BUT FOR CURRENT PURPOSES, WE'LL PRETEND IT'S BEEN LIGHTYEARS.

Prepare yoselves. Nao.

WORD OF THE DAY: Floccinaucinihilipilification

Definition: n. To establish or state something of no worth, point, or value... in other words, win.

Sample sentence: I will gift you with some floccinaucinihilipilification after my daily dose of eggplant.

UHMAZIN' and it's considered to be ONE of the longest words in the English dictionary. Several websites are dedicated to it. Here is one:

http://floccinaucinihilipilification.com/

Yeah...

FAST FORWARD.

Woah. I saved this and.... okay. I need to stop writing a single post over a span of like 3 days. I just changed the title of this, and added the facebook comment at the beginning to pull it together so it would seem like I didn't wait so long to finish it. :X I'm such a poser...

Moving on. The day before yesterday. And yesterday. And today. These days have royally sucked. I mean... wow. Day before I was up until 5:30 in the morning because I had had some drama the day before IT (meaning before 5:30 am, but to me, it was the same day since I had not slept yet.) and it was... well keeping me awake. (I was also talking to people, and most likely reading the manga that my lovely Catnip has loaned me.) Then after 2 hours of fit-full sleep, I had work. Guess what I did during my entire 3 hour shift? Oh the usual.... dancing in a banana suit on the side of the street holding a "NOW OPEN" sign. Although, the weather was nice and 3 different cars slowed down, rolled down their windows and yelled "PEANUT BUTTA JELLEH TIME!" XD......IMA STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW BECAUSE MAH BESTESTESTESTESTESTEST (annoyed yet? No?) ESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTEST(how about now?)ESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTEST....
EST.....Okay I'm done now.... Now wait I lied. EST. Okay. Now I'm done.
ANYHOO.
She got a blog.
Follow it.
http://aneternalcycle.blogspot.com/

DO IT! NOW!
She doesn't say hi.
"WHAT?!"
I'm on the phone with her.
"WHAT?!"
...
"WHAT?!"
Rahtard.


Oh um. Hi.

I'm so depressed right now. Which is weird. It wasn't that long ago that I was really chipper thanks to my Catnip. I don't know...
I'm going to post right after this one. It will most likely be depressing. You may not want to read it. I suggest you don't. 'Kay bye. Whale.

Hugs on the other hand...

YES

Warning: This post may be a waste of your time.

Ow.
No sleep + a gazillion squats/kicks/katas/punches...etc + being absent from karate for a WHILE = major fail and major hurt.

WORD OF THE DAY: Pogonotrophy
Definition: Cultivation of a beard; beard-growing
Example sentence: I wish I was as good at pogonotrophy as I am talking about eggplants.

I've been sleep-deprived, in VERY odd moods, in pain (I can't walk)....etc.
Okay so I saw this dude I hadn't seen in a while at a football game last night. He was just walking by me with 2 other people I didn't know and I was like "Will?!" in my head. So I'm looking at HIM and then his friend looks at me and 'nods' just as I'm about to yell "WILL. HI." Lol it was strange.






Bahahaha.
Thank you, Ray William Johnson. ^_^ Made mah brain do all sorts of smiles.

Wow. Kay so I left for a day and now I'm back....
But anything I would have to say on here now is both bothersome, and dramatic. Yay. So Ima go now.


Hugs on the other hand...

JUST SMILE DANG IT

That picture isn't for anyone in particular. (I just liked it) Unless it's your birthday. Ya freak. ^_^
Bored. Just just..... bored. All day. All freaking day. Bored. I don't know... I've felt.... flat except for brief sudden periods of time where I've had random episodes of emotion whether it be random happiness, or down-in-the-dump....ness....fail...

I have an odd obsession with ellipses. o.O

"There was so much blood! Oh, there must have been at least five llamas. Totally unprovoked attack by those puffins. I managed to clip their wings. This is llama turf."

Ahem. Don't you want to hear about my boring day? No? You don't? You can leave. Now. Go away. Go stand in a corner and think about eating random vegetables.

I keep having to change my font back to Trebuchet which is annoying.
So eh those of you that have no life or want to waste it reading about my boring day then your eyes may proceed:

Today I spent the majority of my time at my madre's office doing HW.
SOMUCHFUNEXCEPTNOT
When I wasn't doing that, I was talking about black masks and how cool they make me feel.
TOWHOOMG
I was talking to myself. And a friend. Mostly myself.
...

And then came karate which is when I get to see my Catnip. (and a bunch of other people I don't really care about. Unless you're in my karate class, you're not Catnip, and you're reading this. Then I'm so sorry. Just kidding... I don't care about you either. Kidding again. I see you.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADOYOULIKELIKELIKELIKELIKELIKEKICKPPL
Ignore that. Okay so I walk in and the first person I see is this SUPA tall SUPA muscular dude who I call Steven #1 because there are 2 Stevens in mah karate class. 'Kay so Steven #1 walks up and then a brief and slightly odd conversation falls into the air. I'm in such a weird mood........
"Hey Becca" *Smiles*

"Hey." *Waves hand lazily*

"What's up?"

"Not much. Just walking."

"You look tired." *Smiles*

"...Okay. So I do. Hah"

"You know what helps you when you're tired?"

"Sleep?"

"Smiling."

"Um."

"You think I'm kidding but I'm serious. It wakes you up, and makes you happier. Try it."

*Awkward pause*

"Go on. Try it."

*I give a small weak 2 second smile*

"That's better! See?"

"Yup. The tired look has just mysteriously evaporated. Go figure." *I say this as I walk into girls restroom and I hear him laugh*

CATNIP BATHROOM TIME.
I feel like I should have incorporated white stallions somewhere in our conversation. Floating white stallions. Yes.

Okay fast-forward. Yadda yadda yadda. Okay play.

Steven #2 walks up.

"Hi Becca. How ya been?"

"I'm alright. And yourself?"

"Pretty good. Pretty good. You look tired."

"Haha" *Turns to Steven #1 and gives him an overexaggerated fake smile*

Steven #1 Replies

"Haha see? It makes you feel better. Or it makes...me feel better when you smile."

Awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward. How do you respond to that???

"YES, OH STEVEN OF THE NUMBER UNO, BECAUSE MY PURPOSE IN LIVING IS TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. I SHALL NOW DEDICATE ALL OF MY MOST MAGNIFICENT SMILES TO YOU. HAVE A CHOCOLATE."

Um. No. I laugh strangely, scratch my eyebrow, turn around, and make a "Ummmmmmm" noise inside my brain.
In that exact order.

It was funny though. Lol.


You know what else is funny?

Filmcow made a 3rd Llamas with Hats. And I'm lovin' it.
They also made this:




Poor cucumber... didn't get to meet Stanley. He's real nice.


And no there is no "WORD OF THE DAY" today. I need to get in my normalish groove first.
Note to James: I dug that random emphasis on the first syllable. It made my brain smile.

Hugs on the other hand...

Water

EVERYONE.

Hi.

I have a point to this picture for once.
That's some freakin sexy water right there.


...


I've been drinking a lot of bottled water as of late so of course it would CONSUME MY THOUGHTS, MIND, DREAMS, BLOG POSTS... I actually dislike drinking a ton of water at a time. Meh. Tastes odd.





WORD OF THE DAY: Codswallop
Definition: AN AWESOME WORD meaning rubbish or nonsense.
Noun.
Sample sentence: She would not stop going on and on about some codswallop having to do with eggplants.

I love this word... I love a lot of words, but this one... Meh. You've probably heard of it anyway. IF YOU'RE AWESOME THAT IS. Oh well. Well oh.
What the... I think my boyfriend just commented on my latest post (not this one.)
I didn't know he still read this thing.

Hi. :D


That reminds me. Catnip got a blog. :D WOOPIE. And she didn't know what a template was... I love you still...
You know what makes me sad? When I got this thing a long time ago, it was "the thing to do" with my friends and I. They read it every day, commented and such. Heh. It was actually being READ. Now those friends don't blog at all anymore, and this thing is kind of.... I don't know. It's sort of a waste of space so I don't expect anyone to actually read it anyway. It's mainly just an expression, a shout-out to those 3 to 4 people who occasionally read it, but it still makes me sad. I mean, not the OHMAHGOSHI'VELOSTIT kind of sad. Just the "I miss the times when people wanted to know what was going on in my life/what I was all about." kind of sad. Just my random tidbit for the day.

I'M ENTERTAINING APPARENTLY.

Oh yeah. http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/08/08/1737638/a-real-american-hero.html You should click that. :| Not, YOU, though. Um... Wait.... Er... Codswallop.


>.>


Hugs on the other hand...

You pack that August full of bipolar shinanagans, Becca. Pack it GOOD.

Excuse me. Pack it WELL.
Ahem.

August is such a crazy month. School starting... New boyfriend... "SAY WHAT?" No. I won't say what, you dimwitted pusillanimous. Go eat some random veggies.

He's amazing.
Anyhoo.

This month has been rough for reasons which you are not privileged enough to know. Poor you... Unless you already know. o.O
But it's been great too. As if I can't come up with a better word than "great". Psh.
*cue British male voice*
This month's been capital! Mhmm.... quite...
*Male British voice trails off*

For example, this amazing "he" that happens to be good at almost everything he does. Yes. Anything you can do, he can do better. He can do anything better than you. Kidding...
Also, I got to see my LOVERLY BESTY Catnip Tuesday. Yeah, that was necessary. I'm delirious...
And there's always my herb (which I love.) who is now tripping clumsily into adulthood. :D I had quite the shinanagan with her last... Saturday? Yeah. Saturday. TWAS SUPERB FUN! Yay. We read almost all the cards in Walmart. Yurp yurp yurp. That wasn't the... never mind. This is getting awkward. Cake. Nom.

Hugs on the other hand...

NO.

I am not a broccoli tree, and whoever put that on my twitter (months and months ago) was lying. I'm an asparagus tree.

WORD OF THE DAY: Pulchritudinous
Definition: Having great physical attraction, beauty, appeal... adj.
Sample sentence: That eggplant is pulchritudinous.



I said I would present the picture and VOILA! There it is. Pause.
Present sounds like I'm giving you a present and... I am.
YESS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-A97Zid-gA
Dance. Now.

NORI NORI NORI!!!
Play. Okay there it is and behold the weird awkward...ness of... it... Fail. If you're confused read the post below this one. Or just be confused.
I'm sick. Hence the random "NO." for the title. That describes my emotions on being sick. "NO." I just yawned, and only one ear popped. Now I can hear better in my right ear than I can in left. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANNOYING THAT IS?! Even though I don't really feel like listening to anything anyway. My coffee cup is empty.

You know what reallllllllly frustrates me? Yeah, random nosebleeds do frustrate me but that's not what I was originally going to say. (I am currently having a random nosebleed.... Minus the random since I'm sick and there are angry midgets in my nose/head/eyebrow area. This is ridiculously unfair since I'm using tissue with LOTION instead of just papery dryness. They should be more grateful. Actually, they should just get out of my nose. ) What frustrates me... DAGFLABBIT it's gone... Stupid medicine... And stupid parentheses/sidetracks. It'll come back to me later... maybe.

And guess what, world? It didn't.




I feel better now.
I have to pee.
IGNORE IT. You have a mission.
Um no?
Yes. Disregard your sudden desire to relieve yourself of this thing called "pee".
Actually it's called-
SHUT UP JUST SHUTCHYO MOUTH
Well now I can't pee. All the bathrooms are taken.


So I started watching a new anime a few days a go. I WAS SICK. It's called Shiki. Woop woop.




That's the opening theme. I have a feeling I'm going to have to edit the size of these videos... Oh well. Cool song, eh? I thought so.

I'm going to write a haiku.

Trains rush through my head
Silent pulsings scare my thoughts
But then they stop cold

Too serious. AGAIN AGAIN!

I am drinking coke
And watching stuff about cake
I want to eat them


...Okay

Hugs on the other hand...

WHALE

OM NOM NOM NOM.

Except when I did that out loud, which I totally did (I always do), I put a "D" before the "OM" so it was like

DOM NOM NOM NOM...

Mhmm...

Today is Monday, and I do not work. Today is Monday- wait I already said that. >.>

PUSILLANIMOUS. Best. Insult. Ever.

Meaning? "Faint-hearted, cowardly"

Example? You are a pusillanimous.

I know I'm so creative. :D

ON WITH THE SHOW! Show? This is a blog. I'm confused.

So today I was reading the google news, and I came across this:

http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/2010/08/09/teen-choice-awards-2010-twilight-new-moon-eclipse/

Since most of you will be too lazy to actually click that right now, I'll go ahead and copy and paste the first segment of the article.

"It seems only fair that "The Twilight Saga," which has been sweeping fan-voted award shows continuously since they first hit the scene in 2008, should win the "Most Obsessive Fans" award at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards. Who, Twilighters? Never in a million years!"

So. Woah. Now my fonts all weird. Eh... Can I fix this? Lemme try... Hold on... How bout... Nope... WHALE.... Still no... BLACK WHALE TIMES this is weird. I think I really screwed myself over. Uh.... OHHH I have an Idea!! :D

Okay. Back. That was weird. Weirder for me than you. I'll take a picture... Done. I'll try to upload it in the next post. Okay. MOVING ON.

First off: There's a "Most Obsessive Fans" award? Did this just recently exist or did it also exist when we had all our crazy psycho Jonas Bro fans, and let's not forget our darling Miley Cyrus. Isn't she an angel. Heh... Maybe I just don't pay attention to the news until I feel like it like... like NOW for instance. I have a feeling my font's still weird...

OH that reminds me. HERE YOU GO, GIANN.

Random person talking to Giann: You are SUCH an angel! *grins and cuts pie*

Giann: No. I'm not. I can reproduce *accepts pie*

I don't where the pie comes in. Thought you might be wantin' some pie. So uh yeah...

And there really is no "Second off" because I closed the tab that had article... sorry about that. You can just read it for yourself and imagine my commentary. Bet that'll be awkward if you really know me. Heh.

http://www.google.com/#max34

He likes it when the coffee's done too... except... never mind.

That should a a slightly disheveled owl. I JUST SAID "a" TWICE; Ignore this statement. Maybe more than slightly. My tea is too watery. Like tea flavored water.... Should I have hyphened that? Like you would know...

Okay I'm about to show you something I've only showed like 50 other people.

http://studenthome.nku.edu/~russelljo/flash/dudefalling.swf

Hours of entertainment + MUSIC = Win.

I like the blob man. AND HE LANDS ON HIS HEAD. Okay I'm done. >.>

Hugs on the other hand...

Half in half (and not the stuff you put in your coffee.)

Explanation: KIDDING. You can just be confused....

Um.

Eh okay so I felt bad about all my serious posts sooo IMA MAKE A HALF N' HALF. Half is serious and the other half is... melodramatic. Kidding. Just uh normal me. Humorous, random, I don't know. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
Get on with it, Becca.

I'm mad. I'm frustrated. I'm depressed. Most people sort all this into one easier-to-digest word: emotional. I call it complex. Yeah, it's harder to digest, but it's more realistic. I just don't know how to handle it... how to say goodbye... how to learn from it all. You'd think I'd learn by now. How DO you say goodbye, Becca? How do you part with someone that's PART of you. I still feel the sores from last time. I don't want it to happen again... Brothers and sisters. Saying farewell to brothers and sisters...
My conclusion to goodbyes: Growing up is hard. Sometimes I'm happy there's no rewind button. I don't want to relive any of it.

Okay.
SNAP OUT OF IT.




I AM A BEARD LOVER. Yes. Yes I am..... Yess..... That last part was slightly awkward. WHALE.
Heh. I held someone's ear today FINALLY. It was glorious, but warm. Makes me sad. EARS SHOULD ALWAYS BE CHILLY. I don't like holding warm ears. >.< Makes for uncomfy fingers.
And by golly
MY FINGERS MUST. BE. COMFY.
OH OH AND I had a Goji smoothie. Yummm. Twas tasty.

Yurp. Short other half. Beards help.

Hugs on the other hand...

Sisters= Spectacular

And If I didn't drink 3 cups of coffee I might not be as open but you can just deal with it.

Random Thought: In my last post I didn't mention that part of my job was to get in a banana suit, hold a "NOW OPEN" sign, and dance crazy on the side of the street. So if you live in my state and you see a dancing banana... Heh...

Okay. This ought to be interesting.


I want to say this to all you readers ( all 2 of you >.>) that I am thankful. Many people look at me and think my life sucks but... there are parts that are actually really spectacular. Even though I've had to let go of some people, and it's RIDICULOUSLY hard considering my past, I have the most amazing sisters. Don't take that lightly. A sister for a best friend is the best kind. Why? Because a friend can walk up and leave, but a sister can't as easily do that. They're bound by blood, and memories. Mine especially. I remember crying in Mary's lap, and she would just stroke my hair wipe away my tears as they poured over my cheeks. I don't remember what exactly she said at the time, but whatever it was, it was awesome. Ha. I remember spilling my guts into Melissa's ears, and she wouldn't overreact. She just held my hands, soaking in the information, and gathered tears in her eyes just like mine. I cannot begin to tell you just how much I love these two amazing women.
I just felt the urge to say all that... so I did... obviously. And even though I'm different... even though time, pain, and goodbyes have changed me, I can still laugh, and I can still feel like there is no tomorrow. I want the world to know that a lot of that feeling is taken up loving my amazing siblings.


Hugs on the other hand...

And so it begins.

Well hello there.
Lots to tell.

1) I've had a job for more than a week now. Around 3 weeks I think. Maybe 2... Anyhoo it's fun. Hard, but fun.

2) It really sucks that I can no longer listen to Bridge Over Troubled Water without thinking of that Clay Aiken dude. Barf. And I like Simon & Garfunkel. >.>

3) I'm sad. I don't really WANT to post this on my blog but heck. It's gotta get out somehow and I prefer it not to be my fist in a wall. I have anger issues...
Anyways. I'm sad. If I were to reflect this onto a facebook status it would say "Becca Joy Jackson is left in the dust".
I don't know... I hate inconsistency, and nowadays that's really all I get. First they're there promising things like "I would never walk away." and "I will always be there for you." And then all of the sudden they aren't there anymore and you're left wondering where you went wrong. To begin with I HATE telling people, and hearing people say "I will always be there for you" and "I will never let you down". Seriously, think about it. You can't ALWAYS be there for someone; life doesn't permit it. And you WILL let someone down whether you mean to or not. Everyone has lives, and they don't revolve around you and your feelings. With that in mind, I honestly don't understand why people walk in making promises they can't keep, and walk out (LIKE IT'S JUST THAT EASY). They may mean to keep them, but if they ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT IT then they know they're screwing you over in the long run. What sucks more is I was actually naive enough to believe them, at the time. Eh.... I make it sound like I'm more angry at them than I am myself. Sometimes that may be true, but most of the time I can barely live inside the person I call "Becca". She's too complex. I feel like I draw people in and then once they really get to know me, they fade out. That means if I want to, at some point, keep friends... then I need to change who I am or I need to change worlds. I don't like changing for people... But also, I can't change without knowing what to change. I don't want to change. Maybe subtract less drama... but besides that, I want more consistency.
I understand that when people get busy, they don't have time to "catch up". I understand that when they move or put themselves into another culture, that they may have to make new friends to be able to get along in life.
But as my mother says "Keep the old friends silver, and the new ones gold."
Which means, regardless, you don't neglect the people you love because that's just not simply how you treat someone you love. Then you warp their view of friendship, love, happiness...

Say you make a friend and you have loads in common. You both love scuba-diving in winter, Indian rap artists, and taking pictures of yourselves upside down. You get along great. Okay say time passes, you make great memories with this friend, and then you start seeing new things about this person. Things you don't know. This person turns out to be a bit more deep than you had imagined. He has gone and is going through a really really rough time. He has a lot of scars; and even though he's really fun and has a great sense of humor, he's seriously hurting too. Let's say that because you're very close best friends, he thinks it's okay to confide in you because that's what friends are for, right? So he confides in you. He shows you a piece of what's hurting him. You say the typical "I'm sorry. I'll pray for you." because you don't know what else to say. But it helps him nonetheless. Then you promise you'll always be there because you genuinely think you can handle whatever is going on his life. You get even more close, but while he's confiding in you, you're finding your fun elsewhere because he's getting really emotional in your eyes, and you don't want your "good mood" to get in the way. Now say his brother and him are VERY close and all of the sudden, his brother get's a variety of illnesses that cause of a great deal of pain. Say one (or even both) of parents gets a disease that will end up permanently disabling him/her. Say his 2 other best friends walk away, rejecting him. Say his girlfriend cheats on him with a guy she just met. Say say say say say say... And then he tells you. And it's too much. He tells you, and without meaning to, you gravitate toward happier, more fun people because you may or may not have a clue on how to help him. He tells you, and you walk away. What you didn't know was that he never meant to be dramatic. He was just trying to be real. He believed that smiling all the time made you fake, and once and a while you add to deal with the issues beneath the surface. He got so excited that he finally had a friend that would just be a friend, that would just listen. He didn't mean to throw his life's waste in your lap. He just wanted someone to listen, and not walk away. He just wanted someone to see inside and recognize that, despite his pain, he could still a fun person to be around. And you're never going to know. You'll always see him as an over-dramatic bloke who catastrophized almost everything. But he just had a lot going on. And he can't make life's pain go away.
AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH.

Scenerio 2...

Say you meet a friend who is just as real as you.... *you get super close, all that mushy stuff*
You listen, and give the best advice you can think of. You also have a LOAD of friends outside of her, but still consider her your best friend. You know almost everything about her. Then one day, some drama having to do with a mutual friend puts you in an awkward position so you don't talk to her quite as much, but you feel bad about it. Your communication goes on and off for a while. You get REALLY busy, and even though she tries to keep the communication running, you just can't find the time. Because of this, you grow distant. The mutual friend drama gets worse, and you go to a summer camp, thus pulling you 2 further apart. She's breaking little by little because she misses you so freakin' much, but you're having so much fun at camp that you don't notice. You make new and better friends, and pretty soon, you and your old friend never talk. You've moved on, assuming she's fine without you. What you don't know, is that she might like to know how you were able to keep in touch with everyone else while you were busy, and not her. She might like to know what she did wrong to push away such an amazing friend.

BREATHE. Sorry for the rant.

4) School almost starts. Wapow!

5) I can now legally drive... with an adult in the car. IT'S SO SCARY. Fun, BUT SCARY. Methinks I kill baby. And guess what? You get your license revoked for manslaughter. Jail might be an issue too.

6) When I drive, I HAVE TO WEAR MAH GLASSES. Weirdness ensued. I never wear my glasses. I guess I better get used to them.... odd...

7) "Running out of Cheerios is a grave matter that is not to be made fun of"


Hugs on the other hand...

First Day Intimidation

My back hurts. Hi. I have news. At least I think I do...
I'm almost positive I had a job. Why just almost?... Heh well let me tell you.

So if you don't know already, I recently applied at a new opening store, Tropical Smoothie Cafe. It closed down for a year... but it's a fabulous place. Great smoothies, great wraps, great everything else. (http://tropicalsmoothie.com/)
So they had a specified day that you could go and turn in your application. I did that, and prepared for an interview but there wasn't one. DON'T CRY. They said they would call me to schedule one. They didn't. DON'T CRY. They called me and said "We'd love you on our team. We train for 3 days. start training Monday. Thank you." Hah. So NORMALLY that means you are now employed. So I today is Monday (no duh) and I started training this morning. First thing we did was fill out intimidating payroll paperwork that I have never done in my life, but I did it anyhoo. Then the managers, and a guy who was training everyone gave a bunch of speeches, handed out some packets packed with information, and covered some of the information we would need to know to begin the job. Easy right? Right. Long story somewhat short, the cooking was simple. IS THIS BECCA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT?! Yes. I did not light anyone's face on fire, or anyone's food. :D IT TASTED YUMMY TOO. Yes, yes it did. Yummy... But anyway we had to watch this video thing and at the end of our training we have to be SMOOTHIE CERTIFIED. *shakes in boots* Yeahhh...
I'm nervous about tomorrow. >.>

Hugs on the other hand...

Phew

Turns out I didn't have an interview TODAY. They were just accepting applications. I turned mine in, and they said they would call me tomorrow or Monday to schedule an interview. This gives me more time to practice fake interviews. Lol Well I think I gave a good impression... I hope. I wasn't nervous at all actually. They were fairly easy to talk to. It was a husband and wife running the place. EXCITED anyhoo.

I need to get very familiar with their menu too. There is a lot of stuff on their menu...

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE! I saw Despicable Me with my lovely bowl of Lasagna last night. Funny stuff. I want my own little personal pet minion. So adorable.

SO so so so so Hi. HI. Hello. Blurg. I want more cake... eh I also want to reach out to the outer corners of the wide wide wide fat internet. Not sure how though... I'm going to try questions. You should answer them if you're awesome.

YOU. YES YOU. PET THE LITTLE PEOPLE. Oh and answer the question below.

Question of the day:

What's your favorite kind of cake?

It says "Saving" but it's not saving... Makes me mad...




BOOYAH! I love her. She's awesome.

Yup

Hugs on the other hand...

Hello. My name is Terrible Fool.

Guess what?
No. You're wrong. Why are you always so wrong?
Well... Let's move on from the fact that you have nothing going for you. I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TOMO....TODAY. It is currently *looks at clock* 1:08 AM. I should probably be sleeping, but obviously I'm not. I have to shower tonight too, because I'll be too lazy to shower tomorrow morning...
Anyhoo. Tropical Smoothie Cafe is reopening (YAYAYAYAYAYAY! *happy dance*) and today they said that whoever wants to apply should show up between 1 and 3 today or tomorrow. I already have an application filled out... but I think that I'll have a guaranteed interview since you're going to the store between eh yeah... I don't really remember my logic that backed up this statement but it was there 13 minutes ago. Precisely 13. But I have no idea what to expect, what to say, how to act... I hope I sound confident... Anyways pray for me and that I won't make a terrible fool out of myself. The following would fall under "Terrible Fool": Stuttering, bunny trails, blank-outs of the brain, being overdressed or underdressed, tripping, forgetting my gender.... and ect ect ect. Nervousness ensued.
I also might get to see my lovely Catnip tomorrow. Squee. This makes me happy. Even though I also saw her today. Lol

Okay well now I shall chose to ignore my desire to continue this post, and I shall end it. I'm tired and I need to shower.

Hugs on the other hand...

Fake mouths. But you wouldn't know what that means thanks to Blogger.

I like that picture. It is by the surreal artist Catherine Alexandre. Just thought I'd throw that out there. OKAY. Now that that's thrown, let's move on to our next topic; shall we?
PROCEED
I would put that in a bold, huge size, and maybe even a different color but I'm too lazy so you can just be thankful that I put it in all caps.
I had a new post already typed out, I hit publish post, and guess what Blogger did to me? They totally screwed it over. >.< I HAD A FREAKIN LIST OF TOPICS INSTEAD OF JUST ONE RAMBLE AFTER ANOTHER! THAT NEVER HAPPENS! And Blogger had to go and ruin it. Of course.

What the... BECCA IS SO MAD. SO MAD. SO MAD.
AH.
I just typed out a bunch of awesome info with a NEW LIST, then for number three I put in a video, and it erased all the data up until "Of course." THIS IS NOT OKAY WITH ME! BLWSKJ:OIUE:OIHJ:LHE:KH:EJ"W:UH"OJRD'oewjt'pajd;oth[poj;HPIUGPDIWAH{OIRH!!!
UrrrgggHHHHH.

Dear Blogger,
You suck today. I will find a way to get you back. Also, get a "undo/redo" button. Twould save me loads of time, but you wouldn't care about that would you? You're going to regret this, Blogger.

Sincerely,
You know who.




Hugs on the other hand...

"A leap in cow control"

WEIRD AGAIN. It had the boxes this time. Look. At. That. Picture. Right. Now. O.O

ISN'T THAT AMAZING?!
Or just odd depending on who you are.
It's like a kite-pet-bush-flower-cloud...thing... OH WAIT! MAGIC! It's like as if kids willed this dog cloud kite thing out of the ground. Yeah. Well I thought it was cool. >.>
SPEAKING OF.
Dave, you're a genius.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/02/28/1481352/a-leap-in-cow-control.html
Read that. Now. :D

Gosh I love this song.

Lyrics for ju.
Brand New- The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot

If it makes you less sad
I will die by your hand
I hope you find out what you want
I already know what I am
And if it makes you less sad
We'll start talking again
And you can tell me how vile
I already know that I am

I'll grow old
And start acting my age
I'll be a brand new day
In a life that you hate
A crown of gold
A heart that's harder than stone
And it hurts a whole lot
But it's missed when it's gone

Call me a safe bet
I'm betting I'm not
I'm glad you that can forgive
Only hoping as time goes
You can forget

If it makes you less sad
I'll move out of the state
You can keep to yourself
I'll keep out of your way
And if it makes you less sad
I'll take your pictures all down
Every picture you paint
I will paint myself out
It's as cold as a tomb
And it's dark in your room
When I sneak to your bed
To pour salt in your wounds
So call it quits
Or get a grip
Say you wanted a solution
You just wanted to be missed

Call me a safe bet
I'm betting I'm not
I'm glad that you can forgive
I'm only hoping as time goes
You can forget
So you can forget
You can forget

You are calm and reposed
Let your beauty unfold
Pale white like the skin
Stretched over your bones
Spring keeps you ever close
You are second hand smoke
You are so fragile and thin
Standing trial for your sins
Holding onto yourself the best you can
You are the smell before the rain
You are the blood in my veins

Call me a safe bet
I'm betting I'm not
I'm glad that you can forgive
I'm only hoping as time goes
You can forget

Burp. Ah no that's not part of the song. o.O It's ended already.
WHAT'S PINK AND FLUFFY?! THAT'S RIGHT! PINK FLUFF!!
Well this sucks. I had a great idea for a post and now it's left me. Or maybe it was just the cow thing.... I doubt it... Too short. Ah well. ahHAHHHHHAAA YES YES! I remember. Meekakitty. I was going to post a video. Herm. Okay then. POOF.



Yay. K I don't really remember exactly what was in this particular video...


“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”

Hugs on the other hand...