That picture isn't for anyone in particular. (I just liked it) Unless it's your birthday. Ya freak. ^_^Bored. Just just..... bored. All day. All freaking day. Bored. I don't know... I've felt.... flat except for brief sudden periods of time where I've had random episodes of emotion whether it be random happiness, or down-in-the-dump....ness....fail...
I have an odd obsession with ellipses. o.O
"There was so much blood! Oh, there must have been at least five llamas. Totally unprovoked attack by those puffins. I managed to clip their wings. This is llama turf."
Ahem. Don't you want to hear about my boring day? No? You don't? You can leave. Now. Go away. Go stand in a corner and think about eating random vegetables.
I keep having to change my font back to Trebuchet which is annoying.
So eh those of you that have no life or want to waste it reading about my boring day then your eyes may proceed:
Today I spent the majority of my time at my madre's office doing HW.
SOMUCHFUNEXCEPTNOT
When I wasn't doing that, I was talking about black masks and how cool they make me feel.
TOWHOOMG
I was talking to myself. And a friend. Mostly myself.
...
And then came karate which is when I get to see my Catnip. (and a bunch of other people I don't really care about. Unless you're in my karate class, you're not Catnip, and you're reading this. Then I'm so sorry. Just kidding... I don't care about you either. Kidding again. I see you.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADOYOULIKELIKELIKELIKELIKELIKEKICKPPL
Ignore that. Okay so I walk in and the first person I see is this SUPA tall SUPA muscular dude who I call Steven #1 because there are 2 Stevens in mah karate class. 'Kay so Steven #1 walks up and then a brief and slightly odd conversation falls into the air. I'm in such a weird mood........
"Hey Becca" *Smiles*
"Hey." *Waves hand lazily*
"What's up?"
"Not much. Just walking."
"You look tired." *Smiles*
"...Okay. So I do. Hah"
"You know what helps you when you're tired?"
"Sleep?"
"Smiling."
"Um."
"You think I'm kidding but I'm serious. It wakes you up, and makes you happier. Try it."
*Awkward pause*
"Go on. Try it."
*I give a small weak 2 second smile*
"That's better! See?"
"Yup. The tired look has just mysteriously evaporated. Go figure." *I say this as I walk into girls restroom and I hear him laugh*
CATNIP BATHROOM TIME.
I feel like I should have incorporated white stallions somewhere in our conversation. Floating white stallions. Yes.
Okay fast-forward. Yadda yadda yadda. Okay play.
Steven #2 walks up.
"Hi Becca. How ya been?"
"I'm alright. And yourself?"
"Pretty good. Pretty good. You look tired."
"Haha" *Turns to Steven #1 and gives him an overexaggerated fake smile*
Steven #1 Replies
"Haha see? It makes you feel better. Or it makes...me feel better when you smile."
Awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward. How do you respond to that???
"YES, OH STEVEN OF THE NUMBER UNO, BECAUSE MY PURPOSE IN LIVING IS TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. I SHALL NOW DEDICATE ALL OF MY MOST MAGNIFICENT SMILES TO YOU. HAVE A CHOCOLATE."
Um. No. I laugh strangely, scratch my eyebrow, turn around, and make a "Ummmmmmm" noise inside my brain.
In that exact order.
It was funny though. Lol.
You know what else is funny?
Filmcow made a 3rd Llamas with Hats. And I'm lovin' it.
They also made this:
Poor cucumber... didn't get to meet Stanley. He's real nice.
And no there is no "WORD OF THE DAY" today. I need to get in my normalish groove first.
Note to James: I dug that random emphasis on the first syllable. It made my brain smile.
Hugs on the other hand...
3 comments:
Huh. That's quite the awkward adventure you had. It amused me immensely mwa ha ha. Also, I'm glad that I could make your 'brain' smile, it was my pleasure.
Catnip?
yes james yes. the stuff cats eat.
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