YES

Warning: This post may be a waste of your time.

Ow.
No sleep + a gazillion squats/kicks/katas/punches...etc + being absent from karate for a WHILE = major fail and major hurt.

WORD OF THE DAY: Pogonotrophy
Definition: Cultivation of a beard; beard-growing
Example sentence: I wish I was as good at pogonotrophy as I am talking about eggplants.

I've been sleep-deprived, in VERY odd moods, in pain (I can't walk)....etc.
Okay so I saw this dude I hadn't seen in a while at a football game last night. He was just walking by me with 2 other people I didn't know and I was like "Will?!" in my head. So I'm looking at HIM and then his friend looks at me and 'nods' just as I'm about to yell "WILL. HI." Lol it was strange.






Bahahaha.
Thank you, Ray William Johnson. ^_^ Made mah brain do all sorts of smiles.

Wow. Kay so I left for a day and now I'm back....
But anything I would have to say on here now is both bothersome, and dramatic. Yay. So Ima go now.


Hugs on the other hand...

JUST SMILE DANG IT

That picture isn't for anyone in particular. (I just liked it) Unless it's your birthday. Ya freak. ^_^
Bored. Just just..... bored. All day. All freaking day. Bored. I don't know... I've felt.... flat except for brief sudden periods of time where I've had random episodes of emotion whether it be random happiness, or down-in-the-dump....ness....fail...

I have an odd obsession with ellipses. o.O

"There was so much blood! Oh, there must have been at least five llamas. Totally unprovoked attack by those puffins. I managed to clip their wings. This is llama turf."

Ahem. Don't you want to hear about my boring day? No? You don't? You can leave. Now. Go away. Go stand in a corner and think about eating random vegetables.

I keep having to change my font back to Trebuchet which is annoying.
So eh those of you that have no life or want to waste it reading about my boring day then your eyes may proceed:

Today I spent the majority of my time at my madre's office doing HW.
SOMUCHFUNEXCEPTNOT
When I wasn't doing that, I was talking about black masks and how cool they make me feel.
TOWHOOMG
I was talking to myself. And a friend. Mostly myself.
...

And then came karate which is when I get to see my Catnip. (and a bunch of other people I don't really care about. Unless you're in my karate class, you're not Catnip, and you're reading this. Then I'm so sorry. Just kidding... I don't care about you either. Kidding again. I see you.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADOYOULIKELIKELIKELIKELIKELIKEKICKPPL
Ignore that. Okay so I walk in and the first person I see is this SUPA tall SUPA muscular dude who I call Steven #1 because there are 2 Stevens in mah karate class. 'Kay so Steven #1 walks up and then a brief and slightly odd conversation falls into the air. I'm in such a weird mood........
"Hey Becca" *Smiles*

"Hey." *Waves hand lazily*

"What's up?"

"Not much. Just walking."

"You look tired." *Smiles*

"...Okay. So I do. Hah"

"You know what helps you when you're tired?"

"Sleep?"

"Smiling."

"Um."

"You think I'm kidding but I'm serious. It wakes you up, and makes you happier. Try it."

*Awkward pause*

"Go on. Try it."

*I give a small weak 2 second smile*

"That's better! See?"

"Yup. The tired look has just mysteriously evaporated. Go figure." *I say this as I walk into girls restroom and I hear him laugh*

CATNIP BATHROOM TIME.
I feel like I should have incorporated white stallions somewhere in our conversation. Floating white stallions. Yes.

Okay fast-forward. Yadda yadda yadda. Okay play.

Steven #2 walks up.

"Hi Becca. How ya been?"

"I'm alright. And yourself?"

"Pretty good. Pretty good. You look tired."

"Haha" *Turns to Steven #1 and gives him an overexaggerated fake smile*

Steven #1 Replies

"Haha see? It makes you feel better. Or it makes...me feel better when you smile."

Awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward. How do you respond to that???

"YES, OH STEVEN OF THE NUMBER UNO, BECAUSE MY PURPOSE IN LIVING IS TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. I SHALL NOW DEDICATE ALL OF MY MOST MAGNIFICENT SMILES TO YOU. HAVE A CHOCOLATE."

Um. No. I laugh strangely, scratch my eyebrow, turn around, and make a "Ummmmmmm" noise inside my brain.
In that exact order.

It was funny though. Lol.


You know what else is funny?

Filmcow made a 3rd Llamas with Hats. And I'm lovin' it.
They also made this:




Poor cucumber... didn't get to meet Stanley. He's real nice.


And no there is no "WORD OF THE DAY" today. I need to get in my normalish groove first.
Note to James: I dug that random emphasis on the first syllable. It made my brain smile.

Hugs on the other hand...

Water

EVERYONE.

Hi.

I have a point to this picture for once.
That's some freakin sexy water right there.


...


I've been drinking a lot of bottled water as of late so of course it would CONSUME MY THOUGHTS, MIND, DREAMS, BLOG POSTS... I actually dislike drinking a ton of water at a time. Meh. Tastes odd.





WORD OF THE DAY: Codswallop
Definition: AN AWESOME WORD meaning rubbish or nonsense.
Noun.
Sample sentence: She would not stop going on and on about some codswallop having to do with eggplants.

I love this word... I love a lot of words, but this one... Meh. You've probably heard of it anyway. IF YOU'RE AWESOME THAT IS. Oh well. Well oh.
What the... I think my boyfriend just commented on my latest post (not this one.)
I didn't know he still read this thing.

Hi. :D


That reminds me. Catnip got a blog. :D WOOPIE. And she didn't know what a template was... I love you still...
You know what makes me sad? When I got this thing a long time ago, it was "the thing to do" with my friends and I. They read it every day, commented and such. Heh. It was actually being READ. Now those friends don't blog at all anymore, and this thing is kind of.... I don't know. It's sort of a waste of space so I don't expect anyone to actually read it anyway. It's mainly just an expression, a shout-out to those 3 to 4 people who occasionally read it, but it still makes me sad. I mean, not the OHMAHGOSHI'VELOSTIT kind of sad. Just the "I miss the times when people wanted to know what was going on in my life/what I was all about." kind of sad. Just my random tidbit for the day.

I'M ENTERTAINING APPARENTLY.

Oh yeah. http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/08/08/1737638/a-real-american-hero.html You should click that. :| Not, YOU, though. Um... Wait.... Er... Codswallop.


>.>


Hugs on the other hand...

You pack that August full of bipolar shinanagans, Becca. Pack it GOOD.

Excuse me. Pack it WELL.
Ahem.

August is such a crazy month. School starting... New boyfriend... "SAY WHAT?" No. I won't say what, you dimwitted pusillanimous. Go eat some random veggies.

He's amazing.
Anyhoo.

This month has been rough for reasons which you are not privileged enough to know. Poor you... Unless you already know. o.O
But it's been great too. As if I can't come up with a better word than "great". Psh.
*cue British male voice*
This month's been capital! Mhmm.... quite...
*Male British voice trails off*

For example, this amazing "he" that happens to be good at almost everything he does. Yes. Anything you can do, he can do better. He can do anything better than you. Kidding...
Also, I got to see my LOVERLY BESTY Catnip Tuesday. Yeah, that was necessary. I'm delirious...
And there's always my herb (which I love.) who is now tripping clumsily into adulthood. :D I had quite the shinanagan with her last... Saturday? Yeah. Saturday. TWAS SUPERB FUN! Yay. We read almost all the cards in Walmart. Yurp yurp yurp. That wasn't the... never mind. This is getting awkward. Cake. Nom.

Hugs on the other hand...

NO.

I am not a broccoli tree, and whoever put that on my twitter (months and months ago) was lying. I'm an asparagus tree.

WORD OF THE DAY: Pulchritudinous
Definition: Having great physical attraction, beauty, appeal... adj.
Sample sentence: That eggplant is pulchritudinous.



I said I would present the picture and VOILA! There it is. Pause.
Present sounds like I'm giving you a present and... I am.
YESS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-A97Zid-gA
Dance. Now.

NORI NORI NORI!!!
Play. Okay there it is and behold the weird awkward...ness of... it... Fail. If you're confused read the post below this one. Or just be confused.
I'm sick. Hence the random "NO." for the title. That describes my emotions on being sick. "NO." I just yawned, and only one ear popped. Now I can hear better in my right ear than I can in left. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANNOYING THAT IS?! Even though I don't really feel like listening to anything anyway. My coffee cup is empty.

You know what reallllllllly frustrates me? Yeah, random nosebleeds do frustrate me but that's not what I was originally going to say. (I am currently having a random nosebleed.... Minus the random since I'm sick and there are angry midgets in my nose/head/eyebrow area. This is ridiculously unfair since I'm using tissue with LOTION instead of just papery dryness. They should be more grateful. Actually, they should just get out of my nose. ) What frustrates me... DAGFLABBIT it's gone... Stupid medicine... And stupid parentheses/sidetracks. It'll come back to me later... maybe.

And guess what, world? It didn't.




I feel better now.
I have to pee.
IGNORE IT. You have a mission.
Um no?
Yes. Disregard your sudden desire to relieve yourself of this thing called "pee".
Actually it's called-
SHUT UP JUST SHUTCHYO MOUTH
Well now I can't pee. All the bathrooms are taken.


So I started watching a new anime a few days a go. I WAS SICK. It's called Shiki. Woop woop.




That's the opening theme. I have a feeling I'm going to have to edit the size of these videos... Oh well. Cool song, eh? I thought so.

I'm going to write a haiku.

Trains rush through my head
Silent pulsings scare my thoughts
But then they stop cold

Too serious. AGAIN AGAIN!

I am drinking coke
And watching stuff about cake
I want to eat them


...Okay

Hugs on the other hand...

WHALE

OM NOM NOM NOM.

Except when I did that out loud, which I totally did (I always do), I put a "D" before the "OM" so it was like

DOM NOM NOM NOM...

Mhmm...

Today is Monday, and I do not work. Today is Monday- wait I already said that. >.>

PUSILLANIMOUS. Best. Insult. Ever.

Meaning? "Faint-hearted, cowardly"

Example? You are a pusillanimous.

I know I'm so creative. :D

ON WITH THE SHOW! Show? This is a blog. I'm confused.

So today I was reading the google news, and I came across this:

http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/2010/08/09/teen-choice-awards-2010-twilight-new-moon-eclipse/

Since most of you will be too lazy to actually click that right now, I'll go ahead and copy and paste the first segment of the article.

"It seems only fair that "The Twilight Saga," which has been sweeping fan-voted award shows continuously since they first hit the scene in 2008, should win the "Most Obsessive Fans" award at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards. Who, Twilighters? Never in a million years!"

So. Woah. Now my fonts all weird. Eh... Can I fix this? Lemme try... Hold on... How bout... Nope... WHALE.... Still no... BLACK WHALE TIMES this is weird. I think I really screwed myself over. Uh.... OHHH I have an Idea!! :D

Okay. Back. That was weird. Weirder for me than you. I'll take a picture... Done. I'll try to upload it in the next post. Okay. MOVING ON.

First off: There's a "Most Obsessive Fans" award? Did this just recently exist or did it also exist when we had all our crazy psycho Jonas Bro fans, and let's not forget our darling Miley Cyrus. Isn't she an angel. Heh... Maybe I just don't pay attention to the news until I feel like it like... like NOW for instance. I have a feeling my font's still weird...

OH that reminds me. HERE YOU GO, GIANN.

Random person talking to Giann: You are SUCH an angel! *grins and cuts pie*

Giann: No. I'm not. I can reproduce *accepts pie*

I don't where the pie comes in. Thought you might be wantin' some pie. So uh yeah...

And there really is no "Second off" because I closed the tab that had article... sorry about that. You can just read it for yourself and imagine my commentary. Bet that'll be awkward if you really know me. Heh.

http://www.google.com/#max34

He likes it when the coffee's done too... except... never mind.

That should a a slightly disheveled owl. I JUST SAID "a" TWICE; Ignore this statement. Maybe more than slightly. My tea is too watery. Like tea flavored water.... Should I have hyphened that? Like you would know...

Okay I'm about to show you something I've only showed like 50 other people.

http://studenthome.nku.edu/~russelljo/flash/dudefalling.swf

Hours of entertainment + MUSIC = Win.

I like the blob man. AND HE LANDS ON HIS HEAD. Okay I'm done. >.>

Hugs on the other hand...

Half in half (and not the stuff you put in your coffee.)

Explanation: KIDDING. You can just be confused....

Um.

Eh okay so I felt bad about all my serious posts sooo IMA MAKE A HALF N' HALF. Half is serious and the other half is... melodramatic. Kidding. Just uh normal me. Humorous, random, I don't know. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
Get on with it, Becca.

I'm mad. I'm frustrated. I'm depressed. Most people sort all this into one easier-to-digest word: emotional. I call it complex. Yeah, it's harder to digest, but it's more realistic. I just don't know how to handle it... how to say goodbye... how to learn from it all. You'd think I'd learn by now. How DO you say goodbye, Becca? How do you part with someone that's PART of you. I still feel the sores from last time. I don't want it to happen again... Brothers and sisters. Saying farewell to brothers and sisters...
My conclusion to goodbyes: Growing up is hard. Sometimes I'm happy there's no rewind button. I don't want to relive any of it.

Okay.
SNAP OUT OF IT.




I AM A BEARD LOVER. Yes. Yes I am..... Yess..... That last part was slightly awkward. WHALE.
Heh. I held someone's ear today FINALLY. It was glorious, but warm. Makes me sad. EARS SHOULD ALWAYS BE CHILLY. I don't like holding warm ears. >.< Makes for uncomfy fingers.
And by golly
MY FINGERS MUST. BE. COMFY.
OH OH AND I had a Goji smoothie. Yummm. Twas tasty.

Yurp. Short other half. Beards help.

Hugs on the other hand...