I Woke Up, I Saw This, and then I Woke Up

Geminoid DK. Yeah, so what if he's the first Geminoid to have a beard? He's the creepiest thing that will ever show up in my nightmares, and believe me, he will. (Along with the Japanese one.)
http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robotics/humanoids/latest-geminoid-is-disturbingly-realistic