I'm thinking about changing the name of this thing to something more... sense-making or perhaps... not. I don't know. A Bucket of Codswallop. I like the word "codswallop"."BUT BECCA THAT IS A TERRIBLE NAME FOR A BLOG BECAUSE IT'S ORIGIN IS PG-13 AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, CAN WE?" Shush.
Oh, wait. I got it. Hahaha. Ha. I'm so lame. (Also, I'm sick of the ordinary red "HELLO MY NAME IS" sticker. Which is why that picture has none of that sort. Obviously.)
BEHOLD THE AWESOME! AWESOME, IT IS A NOUN!
What you see here is the world's tallest Lego tower. Meaning that, yes, it stretches beyond the former record held by some tower built in Chile (2008). That epitome of splendiferousness is 102 feet and 3 inches, and I'm quite positive that it's befriending the birds this very second.
Apparently the majority of that thing was built by Brazilian kids and then lifted to the top with a crane.
Some famous Brazilian soccer dude put the last of the 500,000 pieces into place. K
Anyways. COOL, RIGHT? YEAH. IT IS. YOU WILL AGREE WITH ME BECAUSE THIS IS MY POST AND YOU CAME HERE TO READ MY THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS AND WHATEVER AND YEAH. Make sense. If you don't, I'll pretend.
http://dvice.com/archives/2011/04/6000-brazilian.php#3
http://www.nerdist.com/2011/04/just-because-worlds-tallest-lego-tower/
WILMA, FETCH ME MY PETTICOAT! OFF TO THE THEATER!
Yesterday I went to Baha Burger with the fam (why do people abbreviate "family" like that? Fam. I looks wrong but when I say it out loud it sounds right and THAT sounds wrong. Not that I'm reading this out loud. Not that I'm weird. Not that I'm awkward. Not that I should stop this parenthesis.) and I got me some lamb burgershmurger without the shmurger and red peppers. SO, just because I want to feel intelligent and involved with society, (Why do I only get nosebleeds out of my right nostril but not the left? It's as if the right one just bleeds whenever I cry too hard or sniffle for long periods of time and then the left just engages in proper breathing. Meaning, I have an over-sensitive right nostril that bleeds when the left one does not. However, I see no blood coming out of my nose as it does not happen every day. But if I were to do push-ups right now, I might get a nosebleed and that would be quite inconvenient because then I would have to breathe through my mouth. What if I didn't want to breathe through my mouth? What if I wanted to breathe through my nose? What if I had no mouth? What if I thought mouths were awkward-looking so I cut mine off, and sewed the remaining skin together? Then, I would die. You cannot properly breathe through your nose when it is bleeding, you know. Did anyone ever tell you that? And don't say that I just did because I did no such thing. "TELL" insinuates SPEECH and, while I can easily converse with myself while composing this, I cannot engage in a conversation where you can actually HEAR me TALK about properly breathing through bleeding nostrils, which happens to be impossible by the way. Because of the proper part. It's not proper. Hey there.) I am going to tell you something and pretend that you're hearing it for the first time. It shall be like learning something new, thinking I'm amazing, and then something else that I forgot. Alrightytidey. Have you ever noticed that every Baha Burger has a Taziki's right next door? No? (It doesn't matter if you said yes. I'm just going to pretend that you said no.) Well, there is. And have you noticed that there happens to be Taziki sauce on some of the burgers? (In my case, one. Because I've only ordered the lamb burger.) WELL, THERE IS. And do you know why?
"ARE BAHA BURGER AND TIKITIKI OR WHATEVER FRIENDLY NEIGHBORS AND SHARE SAUCES AND LEMONADES AND CUPS OF SUGAR?"
No. Baha Burger and Taziki's are owned by the same people. AHA! BEHOLD, MY BRAINS! AND YOU MAY NOT EAT THEM FOR I HAVE PROMISED THEM TO A NICE NORWEGIAN FAMILY THAT JUST RECENTLY MOVED IN DOWN THE STREET! They looked slightly confused and then politely declined. BUT A PROMISE IS A PROMISE! THEY WILL CONSUME MY BRAINS IF I HAVE TO SHOVE THEM DOWN THEIR THROATS! Which is hazardous. Who is playing opera? I just took away the comments option on here but left the reactions, and somehow I just accidentally deleted every existing reaction on all posts currently visible....to...me....yeah. Frustrating. If you care that much about it, you can go through every single post that you marked (lol) and re-react. Have fun.
http://www.geekologie.com/2011/04/im-surprised-it-took-so-long-b.php
There you go.
Want to guess what's coming to Netflix? Play instantly? All 5? Yes, I believe so. That would be Star Trek. On a very, very good July 1st. And my dad is going to love this.
http://dvice.com/archives/2011/04/make-it-so-all.php
I just spilled Coca-Cola on myself. >:|
I'm going to go clean this up.
TikiTiki
Waffles in both hands...
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