Have you ever been flugtagging? Lol I'm annotating A Dave Barry essay, "Duct-tape daredevils", which so far has had absolutely nothing to do with duct tape. Talk about disappointment. As of the 4th paragraph, everything's on flying, airplanes, and toilets. Unless we're supposed to automatically assume that a flight attendant has duct-taped the only working toilet in neon orange, I don't even see the word "duct-tape" used (other than the title).I just saw it, never mind.
"Give it up, Miami, for the prosthetic leg!" And this, my dear children, is why drugs are bad. They ruin your health, relationships, and sleep schedule. And what is the most important thing, children? That's right. Sleep. Because when you're sleeping, you're not annoying the poop out of mommy and daddy. I'm just kidding. Sleeping children are annoying too. Kidding again. They're cute, but boring. This doesn't mean you should never go to sleep and jump on my lap all day. My "lap" will be purple by morning.
It's raining today and.... I HAVE AN UMBRELLA. I never have an umbrella when it rains. I just get wet. But I only used it half the day because the rain feels good.
It's Friday now. "I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
WELL... I feel weird. I just became of fan of a group on facebook, which I normally don't do. But this one I just had to. It was calling out my name. Becca! BECCA!
"DENTIST! STOP TALKING TO ME, I CAN'T TALK! YOUR HANDS IN MY MOUTH!!!!"
Lovely, isn't it. It would look nice on a shirt. Your face would like nice on a shirt. I would sell it in France. No one would buy it. Sorry...
MY HANDS ARE FREEZING. So are my feet. Socks.... Must have...
It took me a while to get those socks... It's now Saturday lol
I saw Dear John last night... Save yourself and don't watch it. John dies in the end.
"Miami.... I SAID GIVE IT UP! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! IT'S FAKE LEG, COME ON!"
Hugs on the other hand...
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hahahahahahas......
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