3...And That's All I have to Say About It....Wait No....34...Okay I'm Done.

Quotes that I felt like copy and pasting:

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
-Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
-Dave Barry

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
-Dave Barry

[OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! I WILL JUST POST DAVE BARRY QUOTES ONLY BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF TYPING OUT HIS VERY STUPID NAME.]

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
-someone

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
-someone

Okay
I'm done.
No, sorry that "Okay. I'm done." was not a quote by Dave Barry. Sorry. I just said sorry twice. I'm weird. No I'm not. Yes I am. Yes I am. I WIN.


DUN DUN DUN. I don't know. Okay so today I FINALLY watched "Coraline" (the movie by tim burton) and I love it, adore it, relish it, and other things things that are good and end with "it". It was awesome. Button eyes, and all. VERY creative and awesome. Except, I wish I knew how to spell the boy's name. Wyobie. Whybie. Wybie. Whyobye. See? Tortue, man. But it really was an awesome movie. I wish I saw THAT instead of Mall Cop that one time at the Galleria... Thank you, Jack.
Yum. Vitamin Water XXX (THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED I PROMISE. NOTHING DIRTY HERE.) is yummalicious. Maybe not the best word, but you get what I'm saying. Well do you? You don't? Then leave. Now.

I was kidding. Did you leave? Obviously not, because you're still reading this. GOSH, you're weird. Along with Mr. Rodgers. But he's awesome, so it's okay. I mean hey, wouldn't YOU like to wear the exact same sweater to work every single nincompoopy day of the week? And not get criticised for it? And spell "criticised" correctly? And actually care if you spelled it right or not? Don't answer that. Because guess what? I care, but 1. I can't hear your answer and 2. You'll be talking to yourself, which is fun but doesn't give off the best vibes to those who have to sit in the same room as you. SO you'd best be off NOT responding....out loud...

In fact-
Nevermind.

I'm mad that this won't show the whole motivational poster. It cut off some white lines, and dang it, I WANT THOSE WHITE LINES.
Mkay.

I love you.
Hugs on the other hand...