PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO DAH PICKLE FARM.

>.>


Oh Hai there.

Twirp. Uh. What was I going to say........
Several things. This is a Blog post. o.O I'm strange.

Several thing #1. I'm sure all of you who read this regularly are probably like
BECCA WHERE'S YO LAST POST, YO?!
Eh Probably not that...
Okay but you get my point...hopefully... You're probably wondering where my last post went. Well, obviously, it's no longer up for A GOOD REASON. Maybe I should make that plural...
Apparently that post was summed up in 2 sentences. (Not by me. >.>)
1. I'm pissed.
2. I'm depressed.
Descriptive, right? But when I went back and read it, I kinda sorta took a giant pink shovel and hit the male population on the head with it... So deletion occurred. Which kind of makes me sad because I liked the picture. Malk makes me smile.

Several thing #2. I made a pie.

Several thing #3. I'm trying to find shoes for homecoming because I'm tall and I don't want to be significantly taller than my love interest so for a general idea, I typed in "fancy black homecoming sandals" and guess what I found?
YOU GUESSED IT!
http://img.youtube.com/vi/3uT6NoG6J9c/0.jpg

Kanye interrupted my search for shoes.
Heh. This helps me so much. I know EXACTLY WHAT TO WEAR NOW. That sounded.... never mind.

This is annoying. I got a freaking pug in a wedding dress. >.>
I JUST WANT SOME SHOES. I don't even like shoes. I would go barefoot if I could.
OPIUOSDHUKQWSH:O WHUIHLJHKLJRHLHR ANNOYED ANNOYED ANNOYED ANNOYED
http://www.sacredart-murals.co.uk/images/mural-rooms/Disney-Mural/disney-mural-4.jpg

I give up.

Several thing #4:




I need to be able to make this face. O.O
Seriously.

Several thing #5.

WORD OF THE DAY: Aposiopesis
Definition: n. A rhetorical device of suddenly breaking off in speech.
Sample Sentence: WHOA! THAT EGGPLANT IS...

Mhmm.

I like.

Several thing #6. I'm going to change my blog. It's been like this for too long. As in: Name, template...etc

Several....eh this is annoying. Enough with the "things"...Um.

Okay.
So I did that whole post over a span of like 3 days again. I'm such a loser.
Today is going to be such a busy week




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLoT0rqkMYI&feature=related


That was necessary. I have a feeling this is going to be quite long....or just boring with annoyance on the side where the pickle should be. I like the pickle...

OKAY so I got a haircut. My hair was really long, and well... yeah. I got it cut for homecoming because everyone was like "NYAH! CUT IT!" and then the lady cut the majority of it off. I like it though.




Shout outs:
Catnip, XD This is funny because I told Bruce that story... except I remember it being a 1 and a half out of 10 and I screamed the WHOLE time to help the kids feel a little better about sucking. I'm just now remember the chainsaw part though...XD I remember they followed us, and I went and gave the ugliest/meanest one a hug, but er yesh.

(http://aneternalcycle.blogspot.com/2010/10/h-ey-i-have-missed-you-where-have-you.html)

Everyone else, bye.



Hugs on the other hand...

[Insert depressing song lyric here]

Strange.

OKAY.
(and yes I did copy my facebook status if you're friends with me or friends with my friends and can actually see it. Huzzah.)

I got this email. From (yes I will publicly display your name, because I think your fake and if I click the links you sent me, I'll get a virus or something... I'm paranoid.) MARK WEBMASTER. His email is webmaster@bookdrum.com in case you want to annoy this idiot. Why am I calling him an idiot?

I will tell you why.
...
After I take a sip of my lemonade.
*takes sip of lemonade*
OKAY.
This is what the email said WORD FOR WORD

Hi there,

I hope you don't mind me contacting you like this, but I noticed on your blogger profile that Wuthering Heights was one of your favourite books.

One of our contributors, Amy O'Sullivan has done a wonderful profile of the book here:

http://www.bookdrum.com/books/wuthering-heights/9780141439556/index.html

You may also like:

The Book Thief contributed by Sioned Bannister at http://www.bookdrum.com/books/the-book-thief/9780552773898/index.html

I hope you enjoy them.

Regards,
Mark
Webmaster

Book Drum - We combine photography, information, maps, video and music to go beyond the pages of the books we love

If you wanted to keep in touch, you can always follow our Facebook page by clicking "Like" on http://www.facebook.com/pages/Book-Drum/114216958622964.

Yeah... First of all, my blog isn't book-based. Yes I like Wuthering Heights, Mark. So do a lot of people. Big woop. This is a BLOG. As in, read the CONTENT of it, not "hmmm a person... I wonder what her favorite books are.... 'cause that's all I care about in life... besides stalking people"

Also, if any of you have looked at my full profile you'll notice that in the favorite books section THE BOOK THIEF IS ALREADY LISTED. Just a strange thought, Mark, but SOMETIMES, when people call something their, you know, favorite, they generally like it. SOMETIMES. But that's just a strange thought.

So that whole "You may also like" was a fail.

Mark, I must confess... I think you're a robot. A robot who loves books, and randomly looks at people's blogs.

HOWEVER, if you ARE a real person, then please pay more attention to what the heck you're writing about. But I respect your love of books, and even share it.

By the way, people, if you want to email me or something (and we don't talk already; if we do, this doesn't apply to you), go ahead, but don't email me something that you wouldn't be comfortable with me posting on here. My blog is public, and if you get my email FROM my blog, and email me ABOUT my blog, it will most likely GO ON my blog. Kapeesh? Kay. Sheesh.

MOVING ON. I joined 2 new anime forums because the old site I was/am on that had a forum is kind of sucking right now thanks to FUNimation. (whistles. Hey James. Don't worry, I still get on occasionally.) If you're an addict to anime, manga, and such, then you should join them. Contact me if you're interested, and I might not publicly display your message. If it's nice, and straight the point, I mean. If you hit on me, become rude in any manner, send me spam, or anything of that nature or a nature that I deem inappropriate, then don't be surprised if you find your private email displayed on several public websites including this one. Kapeesh? Mkay. Uh.....Cheese. o.O

NOW. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR A VERY.... NOT THAT LONG OF A TIME BUT FOR CURRENT PURPOSES, WE'LL PRETEND IT'S BEEN LIGHTYEARS.

Prepare yoselves. Nao.

WORD OF THE DAY: Floccinaucinihilipilification

Definition: n. To establish or state something of no worth, point, or value... in other words, win.

Sample sentence: I will gift you with some floccinaucinihilipilification after my daily dose of eggplant.

UHMAZIN' and it's considered to be ONE of the longest words in the English dictionary. Several websites are dedicated to it. Here is one:

http://floccinaucinihilipilification.com/

Yeah...

FAST FORWARD.

Woah. I saved this and.... okay. I need to stop writing a single post over a span of like 3 days. I just changed the title of this, and added the facebook comment at the beginning to pull it together so it would seem like I didn't wait so long to finish it. :X I'm such a poser...

Moving on. The day before yesterday. And yesterday. And today. These days have royally sucked. I mean... wow. Day before I was up until 5:30 in the morning because I had had some drama the day before IT (meaning before 5:30 am, but to me, it was the same day since I had not slept yet.) and it was... well keeping me awake. (I was also talking to people, and most likely reading the manga that my lovely Catnip has loaned me.) Then after 2 hours of fit-full sleep, I had work. Guess what I did during my entire 3 hour shift? Oh the usual.... dancing in a banana suit on the side of the street holding a "NOW OPEN" sign. Although, the weather was nice and 3 different cars slowed down, rolled down their windows and yelled "PEANUT BUTTA JELLEH TIME!" XD......IMA STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW BECAUSE MAH BESTESTESTESTESTESTEST (annoyed yet? No?) ESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTEST(how about now?)ESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTEST....
EST.....Okay I'm done now.... Now wait I lied. EST. Okay. Now I'm done.
ANYHOO.
She got a blog.
Follow it.
http://aneternalcycle.blogspot.com/

DO IT! NOW!
She doesn't say hi.
"WHAT?!"
I'm on the phone with her.
"WHAT?!"
...
"WHAT?!"
Rahtard.


Oh um. Hi.

I'm so depressed right now. Which is weird. It wasn't that long ago that I was really chipper thanks to my Catnip. I don't know...
I'm going to post right after this one. It will most likely be depressing. You may not want to read it. I suggest you don't. 'Kay bye. Whale.

Hugs on the other hand...

YES

Warning: This post may be a waste of your time.

Ow.
No sleep + a gazillion squats/kicks/katas/punches...etc + being absent from karate for a WHILE = major fail and major hurt.

WORD OF THE DAY: Pogonotrophy
Definition: Cultivation of a beard; beard-growing
Example sentence: I wish I was as good at pogonotrophy as I am talking about eggplants.

I've been sleep-deprived, in VERY odd moods, in pain (I can't walk)....etc.
Okay so I saw this dude I hadn't seen in a while at a football game last night. He was just walking by me with 2 other people I didn't know and I was like "Will?!" in my head. So I'm looking at HIM and then his friend looks at me and 'nods' just as I'm about to yell "WILL. HI." Lol it was strange.






Bahahaha.
Thank you, Ray William Johnson. ^_^ Made mah brain do all sorts of smiles.

Wow. Kay so I left for a day and now I'm back....
But anything I would have to say on here now is both bothersome, and dramatic. Yay. So Ima go now.


Hugs on the other hand...

JUST SMILE DANG IT

That picture isn't for anyone in particular. (I just liked it) Unless it's your birthday. Ya freak. ^_^
Bored. Just just..... bored. All day. All freaking day. Bored. I don't know... I've felt.... flat except for brief sudden periods of time where I've had random episodes of emotion whether it be random happiness, or down-in-the-dump....ness....fail...

I have an odd obsession with ellipses. o.O

"There was so much blood! Oh, there must have been at least five llamas. Totally unprovoked attack by those puffins. I managed to clip their wings. This is llama turf."

Ahem. Don't you want to hear about my boring day? No? You don't? You can leave. Now. Go away. Go stand in a corner and think about eating random vegetables.

I keep having to change my font back to Trebuchet which is annoying.
So eh those of you that have no life or want to waste it reading about my boring day then your eyes may proceed:

Today I spent the majority of my time at my madre's office doing HW.
SOMUCHFUNEXCEPTNOT
When I wasn't doing that, I was talking about black masks and how cool they make me feel.
TOWHOOMG
I was talking to myself. And a friend. Mostly myself.
...

And then came karate which is when I get to see my Catnip. (and a bunch of other people I don't really care about. Unless you're in my karate class, you're not Catnip, and you're reading this. Then I'm so sorry. Just kidding... I don't care about you either. Kidding again. I see you.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADOYOULIKELIKELIKELIKELIKELIKEKICKPPL
Ignore that. Okay so I walk in and the first person I see is this SUPA tall SUPA muscular dude who I call Steven #1 because there are 2 Stevens in mah karate class. 'Kay so Steven #1 walks up and then a brief and slightly odd conversation falls into the air. I'm in such a weird mood........
"Hey Becca" *Smiles*

"Hey." *Waves hand lazily*

"What's up?"

"Not much. Just walking."

"You look tired." *Smiles*

"...Okay. So I do. Hah"

"You know what helps you when you're tired?"

"Sleep?"

"Smiling."

"Um."

"You think I'm kidding but I'm serious. It wakes you up, and makes you happier. Try it."

*Awkward pause*

"Go on. Try it."

*I give a small weak 2 second smile*

"That's better! See?"

"Yup. The tired look has just mysteriously evaporated. Go figure." *I say this as I walk into girls restroom and I hear him laugh*

CATNIP BATHROOM TIME.
I feel like I should have incorporated white stallions somewhere in our conversation. Floating white stallions. Yes.

Okay fast-forward. Yadda yadda yadda. Okay play.

Steven #2 walks up.

"Hi Becca. How ya been?"

"I'm alright. And yourself?"

"Pretty good. Pretty good. You look tired."

"Haha" *Turns to Steven #1 and gives him an overexaggerated fake smile*

Steven #1 Replies

"Haha see? It makes you feel better. Or it makes...me feel better when you smile."

Awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward. How do you respond to that???

"YES, OH STEVEN OF THE NUMBER UNO, BECAUSE MY PURPOSE IN LIVING IS TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. I SHALL NOW DEDICATE ALL OF MY MOST MAGNIFICENT SMILES TO YOU. HAVE A CHOCOLATE."

Um. No. I laugh strangely, scratch my eyebrow, turn around, and make a "Ummmmmmm" noise inside my brain.
In that exact order.

It was funny though. Lol.


You know what else is funny?

Filmcow made a 3rd Llamas with Hats. And I'm lovin' it.
They also made this:




Poor cucumber... didn't get to meet Stanley. He's real nice.


And no there is no "WORD OF THE DAY" today. I need to get in my normalish groove first.
Note to James: I dug that random emphasis on the first syllable. It made my brain smile.

Hugs on the other hand...

Water

EVERYONE.

Hi.

I have a point to this picture for once.
That's some freakin sexy water right there.


...


I've been drinking a lot of bottled water as of late so of course it would CONSUME MY THOUGHTS, MIND, DREAMS, BLOG POSTS... I actually dislike drinking a ton of water at a time. Meh. Tastes odd.





WORD OF THE DAY: Codswallop
Definition: AN AWESOME WORD meaning rubbish or nonsense.
Noun.
Sample sentence: She would not stop going on and on about some codswallop having to do with eggplants.

I love this word... I love a lot of words, but this one... Meh. You've probably heard of it anyway. IF YOU'RE AWESOME THAT IS. Oh well. Well oh.
What the... I think my boyfriend just commented on my latest post (not this one.)
I didn't know he still read this thing.

Hi. :D


That reminds me. Catnip got a blog. :D WOOPIE. And she didn't know what a template was... I love you still...
You know what makes me sad? When I got this thing a long time ago, it was "the thing to do" with my friends and I. They read it every day, commented and such. Heh. It was actually being READ. Now those friends don't blog at all anymore, and this thing is kind of.... I don't know. It's sort of a waste of space so I don't expect anyone to actually read it anyway. It's mainly just an expression, a shout-out to those 3 to 4 people who occasionally read it, but it still makes me sad. I mean, not the OHMAHGOSHI'VELOSTIT kind of sad. Just the "I miss the times when people wanted to know what was going on in my life/what I was all about." kind of sad. Just my random tidbit for the day.

I'M ENTERTAINING APPARENTLY.

Oh yeah. http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/08/08/1737638/a-real-american-hero.html You should click that. :| Not, YOU, though. Um... Wait.... Er... Codswallop.


>.>


Hugs on the other hand...

You pack that August full of bipolar shinanagans, Becca. Pack it GOOD.

Excuse me. Pack it WELL.
Ahem.

August is such a crazy month. School starting... New boyfriend... "SAY WHAT?" No. I won't say what, you dimwitted pusillanimous. Go eat some random veggies.

He's amazing.
Anyhoo.

This month has been rough for reasons which you are not privileged enough to know. Poor you... Unless you already know. o.O
But it's been great too. As if I can't come up with a better word than "great". Psh.
*cue British male voice*
This month's been capital! Mhmm.... quite...
*Male British voice trails off*

For example, this amazing "he" that happens to be good at almost everything he does. Yes. Anything you can do, he can do better. He can do anything better than you. Kidding...
Also, I got to see my LOVERLY BESTY Catnip Tuesday. Yeah, that was necessary. I'm delirious...
And there's always my herb (which I love.) who is now tripping clumsily into adulthood. :D I had quite the shinanagan with her last... Saturday? Yeah. Saturday. TWAS SUPERB FUN! Yay. We read almost all the cards in Walmart. Yurp yurp yurp. That wasn't the... never mind. This is getting awkward. Cake. Nom.

Hugs on the other hand...

NO.

I am not a broccoli tree, and whoever put that on my twitter (months and months ago) was lying. I'm an asparagus tree.

WORD OF THE DAY: Pulchritudinous
Definition: Having great physical attraction, beauty, appeal... adj.
Sample sentence: That eggplant is pulchritudinous.



I said I would present the picture and VOILA! There it is. Pause.
Present sounds like I'm giving you a present and... I am.
YESS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-A97Zid-gA
Dance. Now.

NORI NORI NORI!!!
Play. Okay there it is and behold the weird awkward...ness of... it... Fail. If you're confused read the post below this one. Or just be confused.
I'm sick. Hence the random "NO." for the title. That describes my emotions on being sick. "NO." I just yawned, and only one ear popped. Now I can hear better in my right ear than I can in left. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANNOYING THAT IS?! Even though I don't really feel like listening to anything anyway. My coffee cup is empty.

You know what reallllllllly frustrates me? Yeah, random nosebleeds do frustrate me but that's not what I was originally going to say. (I am currently having a random nosebleed.... Minus the random since I'm sick and there are angry midgets in my nose/head/eyebrow area. This is ridiculously unfair since I'm using tissue with LOTION instead of just papery dryness. They should be more grateful. Actually, they should just get out of my nose. ) What frustrates me... DAGFLABBIT it's gone... Stupid medicine... And stupid parentheses/sidetracks. It'll come back to me later... maybe.

And guess what, world? It didn't.




I feel better now.
I have to pee.
IGNORE IT. You have a mission.
Um no?
Yes. Disregard your sudden desire to relieve yourself of this thing called "pee".
Actually it's called-
SHUT UP JUST SHUTCHYO MOUTH
Well now I can't pee. All the bathrooms are taken.


So I started watching a new anime a few days a go. I WAS SICK. It's called Shiki. Woop woop.




That's the opening theme. I have a feeling I'm going to have to edit the size of these videos... Oh well. Cool song, eh? I thought so.

I'm going to write a haiku.

Trains rush through my head
Silent pulsings scare my thoughts
But then they stop cold

Too serious. AGAIN AGAIN!

I am drinking coke
And watching stuff about cake
I want to eat them


...Okay

Hugs on the other hand...