"A leap in cow control"

WEIRD AGAIN. It had the boxes this time. Look. At. That. Picture. Right. Now. O.O

ISN'T THAT AMAZING?!
Or just odd depending on who you are.
It's like a kite-pet-bush-flower-cloud...thing... OH WAIT! MAGIC! It's like as if kids willed this dog cloud kite thing out of the ground. Yeah. Well I thought it was cool. >.>
SPEAKING OF.
Dave, you're a genius.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/02/28/1481352/a-leap-in-cow-control.html
Read that. Now. :D

Gosh I love this song.

Lyrics for ju.
Brand New- The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot

If it makes you less sad
I will die by your hand
I hope you find out what you want
I already know what I am
And if it makes you less sad
We'll start talking again
And you can tell me how vile
I already know that I am

I'll grow old
And start acting my age
I'll be a brand new day
In a life that you hate
A crown of gold
A heart that's harder than stone
And it hurts a whole lot
But it's missed when it's gone

Call me a safe bet
I'm betting I'm not
I'm glad you that can forgive
Only hoping as time goes
You can forget

If it makes you less sad
I'll move out of the state
You can keep to yourself
I'll keep out of your way
And if it makes you less sad
I'll take your pictures all down
Every picture you paint
I will paint myself out
It's as cold as a tomb
And it's dark in your room
When I sneak to your bed
To pour salt in your wounds
So call it quits
Or get a grip
Say you wanted a solution
You just wanted to be missed

Call me a safe bet
I'm betting I'm not
I'm glad that you can forgive
I'm only hoping as time goes
You can forget
So you can forget
You can forget

You are calm and reposed
Let your beauty unfold
Pale white like the skin
Stretched over your bones
Spring keeps you ever close
You are second hand smoke
You are so fragile and thin
Standing trial for your sins
Holding onto yourself the best you can
You are the smell before the rain
You are the blood in my veins

Call me a safe bet
I'm betting I'm not
I'm glad that you can forgive
I'm only hoping as time goes
You can forget

Burp. Ah no that's not part of the song. o.O It's ended already.
WHAT'S PINK AND FLUFFY?! THAT'S RIGHT! PINK FLUFF!!
Well this sucks. I had a great idea for a post and now it's left me. Or maybe it was just the cow thing.... I doubt it... Too short. Ah well. ahHAHHHHHAAA YES YES! I remember. Meekakitty. I was going to post a video. Herm. Okay then. POOF.



Yay. K I don't really remember exactly what was in this particular video...


“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”

Hugs on the other hand...

It's Back. Weird.

The font option is back. Weird, huh? o.O OKAY so I find that picture and normally after I post it I can adjust the size, but no. No little square corner boxes. Ah, oh well. I'll make due. I meant to say "do". o.O Uh. That was odd.

Mel: Does... does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? A bit?
Murray: A little bit. 'Round the eyes.
Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes, huh?
Murray: Well she's... she's got eyes.

Lol I watched Flight of the Conchords Wednesday night. Mmm good stuff. You know what I miss?

A lot of things.

No. Like seriously miss.

Is it one thing? Because then I could make fun of you and say "Are you saying you don't seriously miss anything else? Like it's all a joke?"... yeah that sounded better in my head.

Why would you make fun of yourself....?

Eh... What do you seriously miss?

A lot of things. Lol

Today I was thinking.

Just today?

TODAY I WAS THINKING. Today I remembered how I used to be before all of... this happened. If you don't know what I'm talking about, don't ask. If you do then know this, I stopped it. It killed me, but I did it. Finally. Anyhoo... I remembered and I'm so... different. I'm uneven. Harder, more sensible, but uneven. I used to be able to split myself in two. On one side I could keep everything life threw at me, and on the other side was what everyone else saw. Once and a while someone would get close enough to see both sides, but most of the time, until now, you would just look at me and see Becca. You might see a mystery, but I could hide it all so well without faking a single smile. It was all real. But I'm leaking now. I know it will stop, and It's better than it would be if I had stayed silent, but I'm not acting so well now. :/ I miss my stability during pressure. Yes I break under drama, in a sense, but I could still hide it SO WELL. Eh oh well. People change.

I sound like I'm wining. Don't misunderstand me, I'm ridiculously thankful as well. My sisters. Close friends. New friends. Everyone has been so much help. Even some people who have no idea what's going on. Thank you everyone. Thank you so much. Just KNOWING you has helped me in some way; it really has. :)

Okay. Now then.

BEHOLD! EXODUS FROM THE MECHANICAL WOMB!

You are now biodegradable. I want to inherit your eyebrows.

:D

Lol so today I get out of bed. (REALLY?! NO WAY!) I walk into ze living room, and I make my backside comfy on a chair of some sort. How am I greeted? Good morning, sunshine? No. Take your meds? No. BEEECCCCAAA'SSS AAAWWAAAKKEEEE??? No.

BLUahahaRRG? Yes. My beloved sister then leans her head down, shakes her hair in front of her face, and rubs her head all over me while making odd dinosaur noises.

Jermaine: We no longer say "yes," instead we say "affirmative."
Bret: Yes, affirmative.

Oh btw, if you see big huge quotation marks on this post. Just uh ignore them. Heh. AHHHHH JOHN IS PLAYING DONKEY KONG ON NINTENDO 64!!!! DO ALL OF YOU REMEMBER THAT?!!!!?? :D:D:D:D

Hugs on the other hand...

Well, Uh, I'm Back? Maybe?

I'm mad. Bloggger took away the option of changing my font, and darglefununment I WANT THAT FONT... uh CHANGEOPTIONTHINGIE!!
Let's face it. This font is just. Not. As. Cool. It's not. It really isn't. Don't argue with me. Maybe there's a hidden button somewhere.... Anyway until they FIX THIS PROBLEM, and it is indeed a problem, I will be typing in this not as cool font. Mkay? Mkay.

I just ate. And it made my stomach happy. SO happy, in fact, that my stomach would like to personally thank the people responsible for this happiness.
Zaxbys, thank you for making me full. It made me happy.
Sincerely,
Demetri

YAH. That was my stomach. YES, I named my stomach. Some people do that. Get over yourself.

So I realize, world of internet (when I was little I used to think it was spelled with an "e"), that I have been absent for a very long while IF YOU HAVE EVEN NOTICED ; Sheesh, well I realize this (Nah duh. Since I, well kinda just said it.), AND I don't apologize because I've been busy and you can deal with it. JUST JOSHIN' I am sorry but I really just haven't found the time to get back on. Yeahhh, I did just get serious. Whatchyoo gonna doo 'bout it? Sadness. Tear. Tears. Some more tears. Even more tears.

I HAVE WAYYYY MORE TO SAY but no more time to say it. So yeahh. I'll get back on later and finish the awesomeness. And believe me. There is more awesomeness. I just changed the picture because photobucket sucks.

OKAY WELL signing out!
Sianara.

Hugs on the other hand...

Last Day of Spring Break (for me anyway)

Today was pretty sweet.
So over spring break I wanted to do something like go somewhere. I don't mean like somewhere far away, just to go do something you normally don't do. Well my mom, Mel, and I went to the Botanical Gardens and took some awesome pictures. Melissa then drove us to the apt so my mom could do something which I can't remember. Anyway, Mel and I ate at ihop, watched a movie, and had a good time. It's considered a good day for me if I get to hug an odd looking tree surrounded by bamboo, which is too small to hug or I would have hugged it too. That rhymed kinda... Is kinda a word? It should be if it isn't. I hate the word "ain't".
Side track: To answer your question, Giann, it's plain and simple. I don't want to be normal. The majority of teenage girls go all out on their sweet-sixteens so I decided not to. I mean, I'll be doing a little family gathering, but nothing really out of the ordinary. That, and it's too much work to plan parties. I don't have the time. There you go. And yeah, I'll check out those pictures.
I watched Julie & Julia with Melissa today, and instead of getting inspired to cook, I got inspired to write. Haha. The movie is ABOUT cooking... there are some parts where writing is pretty key, but the focus is food. That has a nice ring to it... focus is food... SO it made me want to do a project just like the main character did, but what? I have some ideas: Book of poetry, painting, reading certain literary masterpieces, and stuff like that. I need a deadline too... Any ideas for what I should do? If so, leave a comment with your idea. Lol, watch me get super disappointed when I only get like 2 comments. Oh well. I'm a horrrible cook. I'm going to let music cheer me up.

Quote of the day: "A man paints with his brains and not with his hands" -Michelangelo
Current song: "Survive the War" -The Weepies

Hugs on the other hand...

How am I? Well if you cut off the lower half of my body then I'm fine. :D

Wipper. Snapper. Wip. Snap.
Hey, Alex!! I look like a hushpuppie!
I love BalloonShop. It's some epic business. It's some business that happens to be epic.
"How are you today, my lovely sunflower?"
I'm sore. Last night, at the Dojo, we did these frog things that hurt like the dickens, and then we ran for a while. I only last like 10 minutes before falling. Noticing how unstable I was, I decided to walk at a brisk pace instead of running and falling on my face... again... Well guess what?! Marine (I know his name, but for the sake of my grudges, I am not going to use it) decided to DRILL sergeant me in the art of running.
Come on! Don't give up now! You are worth more than this! Don't give up on yourself! Who cares if you faint and fall flat on your face!?
I added that last one. But it was annoying as heck. That was AFTER I explained to him that if I RAN I would FALL and it would most likely be into SOMEONE ELSE or into a WALL. I wanted to show him my bruise and make him guess who gave it to me, but no matter. He apologized after class. Hahaha.
"SHUT UP! My boy's tryin' ta watch some jag in there!"
"SHUT UP! I'm tryin' ta watch some jag in here!"
"BOY! Go get my pringle!"
'ALRIGHT! I'll get the pringle!"

Mmmm Spring is coming. I can feel it. How? Because my birthday is less than a month away! :D And as a stand against all other huge 16th parties, I am NOT having a party. :) BOOYAHH!!! :D
"Hey! Hey, Alex! You know sometimes I like to crawl up in a big ball, and pretend I'm a hushpuppie!"
I want a pringle.
When buttersnaps appear
Peaches no longer
Interest me.
I'm tired. Blurg.
http://www.youtube.com/user/BalloonShop#p/u/53/BHHHotZfdSA

Hugs on the other hand...

What is Wonderbread?

Hi. You know what's been bothering me? No not that. I don't really care what wonderbread is. Let Regina have an imagination; I just thought that using it as a question would make you anticipate reading this.

What HAS been bothering me is that I can't remember the smart way of saying number 2. I know that number 1 is urinate, but I can't remember number 2 is and it's bothering me. You might say that you could have gone without that information but I think otherwise. I think that your humor's safety depended upon that information.

I really like this:

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Unless, of course, the tree is on the edge of a cliff" Lol Andy conjured up that one. I just remembered it, and thought it should have been given more credit. Seeing as I'm not famous or anything, this is the best I can do. I can also pour melted cake icing onto people's heads, but that's another story for another time.

NOW. IS. THAT. TIME.

Just kidding. Now you're disappointed, aren't you? Well, aren't you a stick in the mud. It's okay, not everyone can be the stick in the mud. You're just.... specially made for that role. And for being laughed at by me because a shirt with your face on it won't sell in France. :D

I'm singing along to a techno song. Heh. It doesn't have any words... just weird awesome voice things. Yes, I do look really stupid right now. No, I normally don't do that in public. I do other things....

Why is "techno" underlined in red...
Nom nom nom.
Alice in Wonderland comes out tomorrow at 12 am and I can't go. >.> Actually, I might have been able to but the group I was going with canceled like yesterday, last minute. (thanks :P) So I didn't really have time to make new plans. I love Tim Burton. :( Oh well. I shall see it tomorrow with Jack and the gang. It's just a movie, right? Haha OH I'm also going to Yogurt Mt. with Jack and the gang tomorrow. :D I'm excited! Yum. Blurg.
"There you go again, wasting decent oxygen on talking."
"I'm sorry. I just ate asparagus. You'll have to clean the toilet."
"Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself."

I'm tired.
-Hugs on the other hand...

Fanta. It's a drink.

HELLO.
My name is... Just kidding... NO wait that's not my name...
Never mind.
I dig Coldplay a lot. I dig covers of Coldplay a lot too.
Like this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1USJCCaaoI
AWESOME COVER. Love it. LOVE. IT.
Oh and I dig finding songs you don't remember liking but... never mind. This is awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj22Gh5OxU4
The guitar to that song is gorgeous, and the vocals too. I love it. You should love it too (hint hint, Jessica)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOeW8_BCtvA&feature=channel Doesn't he sound a lot like Coldplay... minus the weird pronunciation. It seems like that word is incorrectly spelled... Oh well. I'm eating cheese, and cheese makes me tired. I'm going to do what I always (exaggeration fail) do and span this post over 2 days... Night... Well poop. I said 2 days not a week.

I'm sorry.

You don't really care do you? Heh to you this is all the same day... cause you're reading all of this at once. :/

NO ONE KNOWS MY PAIN. BOOOOOO. I scare me too. I'm watching Planet Earth with Mary. It's good, but its' depressing. Some people liked to get attached to little baby sheep, ducklings, piglets, and chicks and then watch them get eaten by wolves and lions. Graphically eaten. (actually it doesn't really matter if it's graphic or not...) I'm not one of those people. I'm the type of person that wishes all little baby animals were vegetarians so the mums wouldn't have to kill other little babies for food...

My tummy is making noises but I don't want food. That's annoying. WELL.

When I started this post it was like... Friday? or earlier... Well whenever it was John did the funniest impression of mwa. Mwa as in me not.... Anyways it was hilarious.

If I can remember correctly, this is like a general idea of what it "looked" like:

"Ohh I'M BECCA!! Heeheeheeheeheehee!!!" *Runs into a wall*

"Heeheeheehee OH!" *Runs into the kitchen, picks up a 2 liter bottle of Fanta that everyone drinks, and drinks straight from it*

I just about died. People should do impressions of me more often.

That's a good song. I'm currently listening to "Crazy Ever After" by them.

:]

Hugs on the other hand...