Happy New Year! :D Next Year The World Is Gonna End! :D

Or maybe someone's firework will just drizzle down in pathetic, red, syrup-like failure, land on some bloke's roof, and then proceed to light this bloke's roof on fire.

Oh. It's you. You're there. With that face of yours that [enter insult here]. HAHAHAHA OHHHHHH YOUUUUUU!!!!! YOU YOU YOU YOU!!! YOU JUST INSULTED YOURSELF. OH SNAP...Crackle pop. Rice Krispies. What exactly happens now? Oh yeah, you're there. Maybe I should like greet you or somefink so you're all welcomed and fuzzy. Well, maybe not fuzzy. Unless its a beard. That, I'm alright with.

Greetings. Right. We'll just skip them. Greetings are boring. Like things that are boring but that aren't greetings because if they were then that would be a bad comparison.

GO BACK TO BED, WILMA!

Stuff I'm thinking about that I feel comfortable sharing/typing/whatever:

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/01/01/v-fullstory/1992746/dave-barrys-2010-year-in-review.html

"Let’s put things into perspective: 2010 was not the worst year ever. There have been MUCH worse years. For example, toward the end of the Cretaceous Period, the Earth was struck by an asteroid that wiped out 75 percent of all the species on the planet. Can we honestly say that we had a worse year than those species did? Yes we can, because they were not exposed to Jersey Shore.

So on second thought we see that this was, in fact, the worst year ever."

Go read the whole thing. It's great. :P

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/01/2011_now_with_more_pet_panda_c.php

This made me immensely sad even though those THINGS are KIND OF cute. Actually, no. I changed my mind. They look cold and scared, and even kind of wet. They probably are. I mean, think about it. It is sad.

And don't get all "BUT THIS IS SUCH A BREAKTHROUGH BLAH BLAH BLAH ACHIEVEMENTS BLAH BLAH BLAH SMART PEOPLE DO SMART THINGS BLAH BLAH BLAH SCIENCE BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M LIKE GOD BLAH BLAH BLAH etc" Because really, that's what these sick dingbats are doing. Playing God and continuing to remain unsuccessful because no matter how smart (or dumb) they get, they're still human, and the human race, despite its achievements, is still retarded most of the time. If you're aware and I'm sure you are (unless you just lack the desire to have a clue on what's going on in the world -beneath the surface- and what's going to happen. A lot of people conveniently leave off that last bit), these type of experiments have been going on for quite a while now. It's the lack of publicity that the consequences, compared to their positive results, received that bothers me. I'm not a PETA member, nor am I one of those 5-year-old sweethearts that cuddles with fuzzy puppies and tapes pictures of lambs, kittens, ducklings...etc all over those pretty pink walls. Oh, are you surprised? I seem to shock people everywhere I go. BUT I do disagree with this. These animals that are being bred with other completely different animals are living agonizing "lives" if that's what you want to call it. If there is a positive result, you'll hear about, but the deaths of all the other tries they'll go through until they GET to that result are painful, pointless and cruel. Those tries, and the number of tries, you may not hear as much about. Most times this crap is for scientific research or what not and we're supposed to be happy that neeeeew thiiiiings are being discovered, but um what's being discovered here? Animals gettin' bussay? Animals aren't humans. If this is supposed to somehow prove that in 10+ years my nonexistent grandchildren will have the organs of a mutated panda/cow or somesuch, then I will most vehemently shout "fugglenuts" above the rooftops because I sure as heckfire do not want pandow insides intermixed with my own. We were created with OUR organs in OUR own bodies for extremely good reasons and if you don't believe me then I have a wonderful idea for you that you are welcome to try at home: Those pandows are being sold as pets for a lot of money. But. They're being sold nonetheless. Get rich and buy one so I can prove my point. Perform self surgery, and after approximately a week after painful and agonizing existence, you can ask God yourself why you were created with YOUR organs and not a pandow's. :) As much as I love science, there comes a time were people need to draw a line even if it's chalk and recognize their position as man and not God.

Aside from the creators of the pandow, I will be so generous as to list why this THING makes me sad.

BUT WHHHHHHY BEEECCCCCAAA. WHY CAN'T YOU BE NOOOORRRMMMMAAALLLLL.

Panda's are my favorite animal and these people are being mean to it. Shut up.

1) Because Panda's are my favorite animal, and I didn't already say that. All in your head, man. All in your head.

2) People kept making comments about "MMMM GONNA GET ME SOME PANDA BURGERS YUP NOM NOM NOM YUP MMMMM" and it upset my mind so very much. :( DON'T NOM THEM. DON'T DO IT. S:QLKJE:IUWIOEJLIEJLIEJ83ro3r439r93rijsdj;LER

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8) It is no longer a Panda. Must keep it's original form, and must keep away from lowly cows that happen to be nomed in this culture. I wish I was magical so I could turn myself into a panda and warn all the other pandas. I would also save them from this horrid horrid crime against everything that is Asian and cute and furry and huggable. Like a pwanda...mech pilot pwanda... yes... I would fight like Mech Pilot Pwanda for other pandas so as to save them from the evil bad not good people that want to turn them into mutated pandows AND SELL THEM AS PETS.

http://www.mechpilotpwanda.com/





Daft Punk doing the soundtrack to Tron, which I saw yesterday, made me like the movie soooo much more than I would have if they DIDN'T do the soundtrack because I love Daft Punk and have for a while. Tron + Daft Punk = Win
That would be the song that everyone has apparently been raving about, and for a good reason. WATCCHHHH IITT :D The actual movie was really good. Although, I think given all they had to work with, they could have done better. Personally, I don't think the acting was top notch (that's what set it off for me mostly), but the overall film was quite awesome.


http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/01/03/avatarthemed-weddings-hit-china/

China is now offering Avatar themed weddings in case you wanted to, for whatever reason, move to Wulingyuan (some place in Hunan that apparently resembles Pandora) and get married. My sister is highly against this idea though, because if you move to China and get married, (regardless if the smurfs are there or not) you may, in fact, want to make some babies with your spouse. However, if you make some babies with your spouse, you may, in fact, want to keep them. (depending on the number of children you have whether they were planned or not. If you only have one and its a boy then you have nothing to worry about.) Except China has that whole one child policy thing so that's going to make all these Chinese parents get rid of unwanted infants that are going to most likely be female. So... there are, in fact, complications to you keeping your children or having them in the first place. (But you could always just paint them blue, call em' a Navi, and I'm sure everyone there would be cool with it.)

"The Policy has been implicated in an increase in forced abortions, female infanticide,and underreporting of female births, and has been suggested has a possible cause behind China's gender imbalance." -Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-child_policy)
I can't imagine why Mary would be against this idea. Also, I like it when Wikipedia talks for me. I did NOT, however, copy and paste that like a lazy little dingbat.

Anyways. There's that. BUT I MEAN HECK. Who care's about babies when you can have your picture taken with a fake Navi doing a gangster pose??! I never had the desire to have my picture taken beside fake cartoon/animated characters. Even as a very young kid in Africa... Heh. A guy that I knew and that apparently happened to be good friends with my family decided to put on a Donald Duck costume. This GROWN MAN that I "knew" also decided slash dared to speak to me while in this exaggerated, hideous thing. (I was probably 3 or 4 and had not recognized the character. Give me a break.) Naturally, I did what any frightened child, who had just been spoken to by a large, intimidating duck with a loud intrusive voice and a natural lisp, would have done. I cried. I didn't cry very often as a young child or so I'm told so this is apparently a big deal. I also hated any kind of clown, but that's kind of irrelevant.

ANYHOO

"Nothing says 'eternal bliss' like giant blue weirdos mucking up your wedding photos."

Speaking of the Asians, today (or yesterday because I typed this yesterday. I am taking out unneeded nonsense and shall post it today hopefully. Huzzah.) happens to be Hayao Miyazaki's 70th birthday. And Miyazaki happens to be the mastermind behind my favorite movie, or one of them at least. (Howl's Moving Castle) So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

And the last thing on my mind is coffee. Starbucks. They changed their logo.

Huh.
I really did mean last thing. oaijoiwue['qjsdoaiu tired. K bye.

Hugs on the other hand...








Info on Starbucks' new logo links:
http://www.good.is/post/starbucks-drops-the-starbucks-from-its-logo/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+good/lbvp+%28GOOD+Main+RSS+Feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9KIB4S00.htm