Sunday, December 12, 2010

Becca Breaks Arm While Playing Tennis


OH SNAP. IT'S SO ... DARK AND I HAVE TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THIS WEIRDO IS SAYING BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID FONT SIZE AND COLOR. DANG IT.

(Yes. I got fed up with that other template. So I changed it. Obviously. IT HAS THE SIMPLE. And English....but only because I changed LITERALLY every button in the HTML. Or almost. So I guess it wouldn't be literally then.....Hmm..)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! WHUUUUUUUTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP???????????????????

James, I never left blogger. o.O So "welcome back" does not apply in this particular situation. So don't "welcome back" me. I'm just really busy...

Pies.
I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking about pies. Aren't you? (That wasn't a question.)
I'm so good.

...

I'm soo gooood. You probably think this song is about me. I'm sooooo goooooooood. I'll bet you think this song is about me. Don't you? Don't youuuu?



'Sup?
*Pretends you responded which is slightly awkward if you did...(I would.)*
Oh, me? Well...I'm definitely not eating Cool Whip straight from the thing. That is something I'm definitely not doing. I would not do that. Ever.
(I'm also eating pie.)

WORD OF THE DAY: Pyknic adj.
Definition: Short and fat
Sample sentence: I would eat that eggplant if it wasn't so...pyknic.

Awesome.

K.

What's Important to me in this particular blog post excluding rabbit trails which I cannot help:

- Trends:

Don't be deceived. I'm not about to post the latest gossip on what's hot and what's not. I'll save that for the next blog post. I am, however, going to post about my frustration, and it may or may not include caps. It has in the past.


Am I the only one that's annoyed with these number games on facebook statuses? ...even though they have died down a bit....but still....they're still appearing....and it's still annoying...still. My neck still hurts still, you know, still.
(If you're my mother and you insist on reading this, or you're um someone else... then I'll explain and feel stupid while doing so because everyone knows what this is. Prepare for long parentheses.

Read the following statuses that I have collected from my news feed. (I have made the last digit a star. Because I like stars and in case one of these was your status, maybe you'll think I'm giving you more privacy. :D) Feed of news. Yes. I hope you like smileys, and this #.


# 777777* You seem really sweet! I hope we can talk more and become good friends :)
"YAAAAY!!!!! Maybe we can have sleep-overs and like give each other make-overs and and you can tell me your crushes and I can like tell you mine and omg!! so. fun. oh wait...you're a guy. Crap. Well, we can still have sleep-overs."
#102.* Your a really good friend! You always help me on my work in spanishh! :)
hah! I'm glad i met you this year :)
"i just wish youd help me on my work in englishh! :) hah!"

#12233344445555*, You are my absolute best friend and always there for me! :)
"no comment. [She used to also be my best friend, oddly enough, and then she went and got all preppy. Haaaa]"

77*. So totally thought you were Mister Sweet, Quiet, and Innocent. I know much better than that now. Haha, you're sarcastic and a smart alleck and freakin hilarious. Super intellegent too! I totally had a crush on you for awhile there, you never knew that. Haha. And now you do. You're the coolest Blexicitecan I've ever met

"k."

See this? No? Well, then you shouldn't be here. They all START with a status that's something like "hey yall send me uh numbur to mah inbox n' ill put up a status wif ur numbur n' itll b bout u n' tell you wut i fink bout u:):):):)." Whatever. That's what they are. And people send in numbers. And people upload statuses.)

And, people. We've been through this millions of times. What is the point of this?

"But, Becca, you sent in a number too."

I wanted to see if a certain someone could really say ONLY nice things about me. Because, unless you're... other people who didn't do this, you're only allowed to say really really ridiculously nice things. It's some secret rule.

I know you want to read what they wrote about me.

"Hahaha. SO glad that you chose this number. If anyone deserves it, you do. Oh, and, btw, I thought this was lame? Shouldn't even answer this, but I will. From the first time I met you I thought "Dude. I like you. You're cool people." And I've stuck with that opinion ever sense. You make me laugh so hard with your crazy antics, random thought patterns, and monotone voice. We need to hang out WAY more than we do."
Ah..I only shared that with you because it was nice or whatever you wanna call that.
So does anyone, or every one, or anyone, or every one see why I'm annoyed? A bunch of random numbers belonging to a bunch of random people that you probably don't know nor care about appear on your news feed, creating this big blue glob of annoyance. And are you annoyed, Lola? Yes. You don't even like the color blue.
So yeah. Number game thing. Annoying.

Next is stereotyping stupid things. Don't. Especially if it's, you know, all the time.

That's it for trends. I don't really care about what you wear. I don't really pay attention to it either. Of course, that's not really saying much considering I don't exactly pay that much attention to what I wear. Yes, I do wear my sister's old work shirts from Best Buy. Yes, they have her name on them. They're comfortable. Moving on.


- Awesome Music:
  • Sufjan Stevens: A lot. Go listen.
  • Olafur Arnalds: 30:55 and 00:40/7:29 are my favorites. Just type those in (the second WITH the slash.) I'm too lazy.
  • Brandi Carlile: Tragedy-Album Version- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPWlbEmE-sg (I could care less about the video. It's the only version of the song they had that I wanted.)
  • Bunch of stuff you wouldn't be interested in. Good day. I SAID GOOD DAY.

- Somehow that doesn't make me happy:

Park benches with bird winkle.

The fact I forgot to mention, in my previous post, that I know most of you have probably already seen the YAYFOOTBALLNESS I provided considering it aired on ESPN and all.
Everyone watches ESPN. Even the 13-year-old-girls, who typically don't even know what it is and are just trying to act more mature for their ages, stay up watching ESPN football recordings. 13 year old girls stay up watching many things that they typically don't understand so they can act more mature for their ages...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlV7RhT6zHs Sigh. I didn't watch the football yayness on ESPN though because I'm just....socially awkward I guess. I don't know. (I saw it on RWJ) I swear that about half the people that talk to me are probably sick of me complaining about football and defining it as just a bunch of men wrestling. In tights. And people paint their faces for this? Yeah... But yes. If you've seen it, then you've seen it twice, and you can deal.

OH speaking of. (And this also makes me somewhat uneasy/unhappy/whatever)



Awwwww. You think he's good. Whaaaaaaale he is (<- voice). He's also gay. And well, you know, BOOM BOOM BOOM, even brighter than the MOON MOON YEEAAHH!!!
I'm feelin' it. Are you feelin' it? 'Cause I'm feelin' it. I'll admit.. I also blushed a little at the end when he looked into the camera and breathed. He just had "that" look. You might have to replay it precisely 35 times to understand what I'm talking about. Not that I replayed the last few seconds 35 times. I would definitely not do that. That is not something I would do. Ever.

GO BACK TO BED, WILMA.

- That makes me happy. There is no somehow. I deleted it because it didn't sound right:

Doctor Who. I've been spending this week/month/whatever loving it, aside from the new companion who can just spontaneously run off a cliff and die so they get a new one. She's so annoying.



The cold.

http://random-domain.com/comic.php?id=50


That.

Spending more time with my sisters. I'm going over to their loverly abode on the morrow. Fun stuff. The lines are getting shorter and shorter. An indication that the time has begun to affect my finger's ability to type, or my brain's ability to think. Or both. Probably both. Also an indication that sleep is needed in this particular situation.

As is a goodbye.
Too bad.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm so funny.

Hugs on the other hand...



2 comments:

James said...

Actually, I said welcome back because you had come back to blogger after being away for a while. So yeah, I say that it DOES still apply. Opinion. Anyhoo merry Christmas :)

Becca said...

*Merry

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