[Insert depressing song lyric here]

Strange.

OKAY.
(and yes I did copy my facebook status if you're friends with me or friends with my friends and can actually see it. Huzzah.)

I got this email. From (yes I will publicly display your name, because I think your fake and if I click the links you sent me, I'll get a virus or something... I'm paranoid.) MARK WEBMASTER. His email is webmaster@bookdrum.com in case you want to annoy this idiot. Why am I calling him an idiot?

I will tell you why.
...
After I take a sip of my lemonade.
*takes sip of lemonade*
OKAY.
This is what the email said WORD FOR WORD

Hi there,

I hope you don't mind me contacting you like this, but I noticed on your blogger profile that Wuthering Heights was one of your favourite books.

One of our contributors, Amy O'Sullivan has done a wonderful profile of the book here:

http://www.bookdrum.com/books/wuthering-heights/9780141439556/index.html

You may also like:

The Book Thief contributed by Sioned Bannister at http://www.bookdrum.com/books/the-book-thief/9780552773898/index.html

I hope you enjoy them.

Regards,
Mark
Webmaster

Book Drum - We combine photography, information, maps, video and music to go beyond the pages of the books we love

If you wanted to keep in touch, you can always follow our Facebook page by clicking "Like" on http://www.facebook.com/pages/Book-Drum/114216958622964.

Yeah... First of all, my blog isn't book-based. Yes I like Wuthering Heights, Mark. So do a lot of people. Big woop. This is a BLOG. As in, read the CONTENT of it, not "hmmm a person... I wonder what her favorite books are.... 'cause that's all I care about in life... besides stalking people"

Also, if any of you have looked at my full profile you'll notice that in the favorite books section THE BOOK THIEF IS ALREADY LISTED. Just a strange thought, Mark, but SOMETIMES, when people call something their, you know, favorite, they generally like it. SOMETIMES. But that's just a strange thought.

So that whole "You may also like" was a fail.

Mark, I must confess... I think you're a robot. A robot who loves books, and randomly looks at people's blogs.

HOWEVER, if you ARE a real person, then please pay more attention to what the heck you're writing about. But I respect your love of books, and even share it.

By the way, people, if you want to email me or something (and we don't talk already; if we do, this doesn't apply to you), go ahead, but don't email me something that you wouldn't be comfortable with me posting on here. My blog is public, and if you get my email FROM my blog, and email me ABOUT my blog, it will most likely GO ON my blog. Kapeesh? Kay. Sheesh.

MOVING ON. I joined 2 new anime forums because the old site I was/am on that had a forum is kind of sucking right now thanks to FUNimation. (whistles. Hey James. Don't worry, I still get on occasionally.) If you're an addict to anime, manga, and such, then you should join them. Contact me if you're interested, and I might not publicly display your message. If it's nice, and straight the point, I mean. If you hit on me, become rude in any manner, send me spam, or anything of that nature or a nature that I deem inappropriate, then don't be surprised if you find your private email displayed on several public websites including this one. Kapeesh? Mkay. Uh.....Cheese. o.O

NOW. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR A VERY.... NOT THAT LONG OF A TIME BUT FOR CURRENT PURPOSES, WE'LL PRETEND IT'S BEEN LIGHTYEARS.

Prepare yoselves. Nao.

WORD OF THE DAY: Floccinaucinihilipilification

Definition: n. To establish or state something of no worth, point, or value... in other words, win.

Sample sentence: I will gift you with some floccinaucinihilipilification after my daily dose of eggplant.

UHMAZIN' and it's considered to be ONE of the longest words in the English dictionary. Several websites are dedicated to it. Here is one:

http://floccinaucinihilipilification.com/

Yeah...

FAST FORWARD.

Woah. I saved this and.... okay. I need to stop writing a single post over a span of like 3 days. I just changed the title of this, and added the facebook comment at the beginning to pull it together so it would seem like I didn't wait so long to finish it. :X I'm such a poser...

Moving on. The day before yesterday. And yesterday. And today. These days have royally sucked. I mean... wow. Day before I was up until 5:30 in the morning because I had had some drama the day before IT (meaning before 5:30 am, but to me, it was the same day since I had not slept yet.) and it was... well keeping me awake. (I was also talking to people, and most likely reading the manga that my lovely Catnip has loaned me.) Then after 2 hours of fit-full sleep, I had work. Guess what I did during my entire 3 hour shift? Oh the usual.... dancing in a banana suit on the side of the street holding a "NOW OPEN" sign. Although, the weather was nice and 3 different cars slowed down, rolled down their windows and yelled "PEANUT BUTTA JELLEH TIME!" XD......IMA STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW BECAUSE MAH BESTESTESTESTESTESTEST (annoyed yet? No?) ESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTEST(how about now?)ESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTESTEST....
EST.....Okay I'm done now.... Now wait I lied. EST. Okay. Now I'm done.
ANYHOO.
She got a blog.
Follow it.
http://aneternalcycle.blogspot.com/

DO IT! NOW!
She doesn't say hi.
"WHAT?!"
I'm on the phone with her.
"WHAT?!"
...
"WHAT?!"
Rahtard.


Oh um. Hi.

I'm so depressed right now. Which is weird. It wasn't that long ago that I was really chipper thanks to my Catnip. I don't know...
I'm going to post right after this one. It will most likely be depressing. You may not want to read it. I suggest you don't. 'Kay bye. Whale.

Hugs on the other hand...