These past couple days have been INSANELY stressful. A pathetic fact of our universe: Homework is the new oxygen. Learn to breath it or you will not survive. I've had a load of homework the size of China, over the break. I shall list it so you might be impressed:-Short story rough draft
-5 pg narrative
-"This I Believe" essay
-Timeline
-Research paper topic
-9 weeks test
-Study for a hard test
-About 10 narrations
-About 6 math lessons
-About 3 math quizzes
-5 English journal entries
ETC
I found a way out of doing ALL that in 3 days so I have a little more time, but it was still hard. Oh haha so I stayed up super late, finishing my short story for a Creative Writing class that doesn't even count as a grade and guess what I found out when I walked into this Creative Writing class (late even)? That the short story WASN'T due today, we were just supposed to start it. One of the classmates started a chapter in a fanfiction... about Buffy the Vampire Slayer... where Spike falls in love with Willow who must become the new slayer because Buffy's off doing something else. I could never write fanfictions 'cause it's like saying "the original wasn't good enough so I'm going to make a better one". I don't know. That is just my opinion I guess. I'm sure that that short story will be excellent, but I'm glad I'm not the one writing it, because it would come out horrible. Haha I would make it exactly like the original.
Guess what, fine citizens? I'm planning on cutting my hair! I don't know when because my mother needs to work and such but when I get an opening, I'm gonna chop it all off. I need a change, and I know that if I don't like it, it'll just grow back... over some odd years. I don't know. That is a complete sentence. :) I don't know.
Welcome back, Karate. You're absence in my life now scares the crap out of me. My head might just fall off one of these days due to lack of practice. Ha. I had Karate yesterday. It was fun and it was nice to be able to get back into it. I have CHEMISTRY today. No homework= Happiness and no stress. You know what I want right now? Chocolate covered strawberries. I find them to be particularly yummy. As I do Hot chocolate. I don't know why I capitalized "hot" just then. Hot Rod. Viola!
My favorite parts:
...BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL DAY
Cool beans... cool beans... cool beans... cool beans... cool beans. Cool beans. Cool beans. Cool BEANS. Cool cool. Beans beans. Cool. beans. Cool cool. Beans beans. Cooool. Beans. Cool cool. Beans beans...etc
My safe word will be whiskey. Sorry uh what was that? Whiskey. Don't you mean whiskey? What? You're saying it weird. Saying what weird? All of it. Where do you get off? I just don't get why you're saying it that way. Saying what what way? Forget it. I will! I will forget it.
I thought it'd be fun if we went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves; I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. Dave, you're up! Uh hi my name is Dave and uh I like to party. Uh nah, I just said that I like to party so maybe you could do something different. My name is Dave, and I am the stuntman. You know what? Let's move on; Riko you're up. Uh, hello. I'm Riko and I like to party. Riko, what did I just say to Dave? Who? I like to party, I'm Rod. No! You're Kevin! Right. Kevin. I party. No. You don't; nobody parties but me. Yes, and we party. No! No, just Rod. Yes! And me. No! I'm the only one that parties! I'm pretty sure I've partied before. No, Kevin, I know for a FACT that you don't party. Ok, you do NOT party! You're right. Dave's the party guy. Haha sweet. Oh my gosh. Shut up.
What's that song called? About the Grandma getting run-over by a reindeer?....... Grandma got run-over by a reindeer.
Hey, little girl! I don't like cherry! it upsets my stomach!
You should break up.
And THAT'S how it's done.
You know I have a hormone disorder!
You don't get it, Denise. I used to be legit. 2 legit. I was 2 legit to quit. But now... I'm not legit. I'm UNlegit. And for that reason I must quit!
I conclude this. Chemistry calls.
That had a nice ring to it.
A bell has a nice ring to it.
A cookie with a bell attached has a nice ring to it.
Hugs on the other hand.
Welcome back, Karate. You're absence in my life now scares the crap out of me. My head might just fall off one of these days due to lack of practice. Ha. I had Karate yesterday. It was fun and it was nice to be able to get back into it. I have CHEMISTRY today. No homework= Happiness and no stress. You know what I want right now? Chocolate covered strawberries. I find them to be particularly yummy. As I do Hot chocolate. I don't know why I capitalized "hot" just then. Hot Rod. Viola!
My favorite parts:
...BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL DAY
Cool beans... cool beans... cool beans... cool beans... cool beans. Cool beans. Cool beans. Cool BEANS. Cool cool. Beans beans. Cool. beans. Cool cool. Beans beans. Cooool. Beans. Cool cool. Beans beans...etc
My safe word will be whiskey. Sorry uh what was that? Whiskey. Don't you mean whiskey? What? You're saying it weird. Saying what weird? All of it. Where do you get off? I just don't get why you're saying it that way. Saying what what way? Forget it. I will! I will forget it.
I thought it'd be fun if we went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves; I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. Dave, you're up! Uh hi my name is Dave and uh I like to party. Uh nah, I just said that I like to party so maybe you could do something different. My name is Dave, and I am the stuntman. You know what? Let's move on; Riko you're up. Uh, hello. I'm Riko and I like to party. Riko, what did I just say to Dave? Who? I like to party, I'm Rod. No! You're Kevin! Right. Kevin. I party. No. You don't; nobody parties but me. Yes, and we party. No! No, just Rod. Yes! And me. No! I'm the only one that parties! I'm pretty sure I've partied before. No, Kevin, I know for a FACT that you don't party. Ok, you do NOT party! You're right. Dave's the party guy. Haha sweet. Oh my gosh. Shut up.
What's that song called? About the Grandma getting run-over by a reindeer?....... Grandma got run-over by a reindeer.
Hey, little girl! I don't like cherry! it upsets my stomach!
You should break up.
And THAT'S how it's done.
You know I have a hormone disorder!
You don't get it, Denise. I used to be legit. 2 legit. I was 2 legit to quit. But now... I'm not legit. I'm UNlegit. And for that reason I must quit!
I conclude this. Chemistry calls.
That had a nice ring to it.
A bell has a nice ring to it.
A cookie with a bell attached has a nice ring to it.
Hugs on the other hand.
2 comments:
hahahaha....Love your brain sometimes!
What is wrong with you?!
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